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Regardless of your post count on the forum (mine ranks me as a Mall Ninja), how much of a Mall Ninja are you?
Last week I went to weigh myself, and decided to take off all my "tactical gear." I was sort of appalled when I saw it all laying there on a desk. My thought was, "Oh my God...I have truly become a Mall Ninja!" Here's what was laying on the desk:
Glock 9mm (plastic gun, +10 Mall Ninja Points)
Galco Royal Guard holster (holster not synthetic, 0 MN points)
Full size spare magazine (+10 MN points for carrying spare mag, extra +5 for carrying full-size hi-cap)
Surefire E2e white light (+10 MN points)
Spyderco Centofante folding knife (+5 MN points)
Keys with Mighty Bright light (+5 MN points for keychain light, but -5 MN points for lack of pepper spray)
Compact "CCW" wallet carried in front pocket (+5 MN points)
Cell phone (not black or camo, 0 MN points)
Total 45 Mall Ninja points. How does your "everyday carry" loadout score?
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Last week I went to weigh myself, and decided to take off all my "tactical gear." I was sort of appalled when I saw it all laying there on a desk. My thought was, "Oh my God...I have truly become a Mall Ninja!" Here's what was laying on the desk:
Glock 9mm (plastic gun, +10 Mall Ninja Points)
Galco Royal Guard holster (holster not synthetic, 0 MN points)
Full size spare magazine (+10 MN points for carrying spare mag, extra +5 for carrying full-size hi-cap)
Surefire E2e white light (+10 MN points)
Spyderco Centofante folding knife (+5 MN points)
Keys with Mighty Bright light (+5 MN points for keychain light, but -5 MN points for lack of pepper spray)
Compact "CCW" wallet carried in front pocket (+5 MN points)
Cell phone (not black or camo, 0 MN points)
Total 45 Mall Ninja points. How does your "everyday carry" loadout score?
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