Taco Tuesday out- Tactical Tuesday in

copusroger said:

Whatta ya got against tacos!?

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JamesCC said:

Nothing I was actually on my way TO GET TACOS haha

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Mister said:

No no no……you said “forget tacos”, now you wanna twist it like you’re going to get tacos?
How do you forget Tacos on your way to get Tacos?
I’m not buying it , buddy!
Now answer the man, “what have you got against Tacos!” (This answer should be entertaining 🤪….well it had better be!)

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Mister said:

Nobody said tacos.
Go back to sleep and dream

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Hillary Clinton, naked on a cold day and she’s brought you warm tacos for breakfast in bed….
Hillary Clinton, naked on a cold day and she’s brough you warm tacos for breakfast……Zzzzzzzzz
🥴😉🤪😉🥴🤪
(aint I a lil stinker)

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copusroger said:

I just threw up in my mouth a little.......
Now I don't even want tacos

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Mister said:

No no no……you said “forget tacos”, now you wanna twist it like you’re going to get tacos?
How do you forget Tacos on your way to get Tacos?
I’m not buying it , buddy!
Now answer the man, “what have you got against Tacos!”
I WANT THE TRUTH!
( the answer should be entertaining 🤪….well it had better be!)

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JamesCC said:

I think I’m addicted to tacos ok,!? I have a problem and need help.

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Mister said:

Now, calm down and relax pal. I have expert experience in helping guys just like you, but you have to follow my simple instructions to the “t”.
1. Get in your jammies or whatever you wear to go to bed (raw is better). It doesn’t matter what time of day it is, but dawn is most effective.
2. Now climb into bed alone and relax blissfully as though you had spent a wonderful evening with your first lover.
3. Look at the door as though you were expecting someone beautiful to walk in and melt your heart as she did the night before
4. Imagine the door handle turning, your anticipation builds as the door starts to open.
5….if you need to, close your eyes to imagine all this to heighten the reality.

Then Nancy Pelosi walks in naked with a breakfast tray filled with tacos, smiles and says …”good morning, lover.”
Your Taco addiction problem has been solved! (Wait until you get my bill)

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