I know how ya feel ,becasus now i can't go either ,only it's for a better reason . I just bought a new used pickup and mama thinks iv'e spent enough money on that but its ok i still get a new truck out of the deal.I suppose i could go anyway and look at all the eye candy.
Like a tactical, super "uber" security guard who thinks he's a SWAT guy
The Urban dictionary describes it as:
A term used in forums to mean an unexperienced and enthusiastic weapon(usually a firearm)owner who pretends to be a seasoned operator. The phrase came about as a result of an over the top character in a famous satirical thread.