This story out of East Texas. Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign,

and gets pulled over by a local policeman. The guy hands

the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his

concealed handgun license.



"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see you have a CHL. Are you

carrying today?"



"Yes, I am."



"Well then, better tell me what you got."



Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket.

There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."



"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"



"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."



"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"



"Nope."



"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"



"Not a darn thing..."