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    Senior Member cougartex's Avatar
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    Jan 2010
    Jefferson County, TX

    Prepared in Texas

    This story out of East Texas. Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign,

    and gets pulled over by a local policeman. The guy hands

    the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his

    concealed handgun license.

    "Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see you have a CHL. Are you

    carrying today?"

    "Yes, I am."

    "Well then, better tell me what you got."

    Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket.

    There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

    "Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

    "Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

    "Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"


    "Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

    "Not a darn thing..."

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    Member rccola712's Avatar
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    Aug 2008
    hahahahahaha! That's beautiful!

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    Junior Member HGF Gold Member Polkster13's Avatar
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    Feb 2013
    Lago Vista, TX
    Actually, the way I heard it, it was an old lady that got pulled over.

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    Member jtguns's Avatar
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    Sep 2011
    The great northwest
    It funny as hell, and older than dirt.

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