hahahahahaha! That's beautiful!
This story out of East Texas. Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign,
and gets pulled over by a local policeman. The guy hands
the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his
concealed handgun license.
"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see you have a CHL. Are you
"Yes, I am."
"Well then, better tell me what you got."
Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket.
There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."
"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"
"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."
"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"
"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"
"Not a darn thing..."
Actually, the way I heard it, it was an old lady that got pulled over.
It funny as hell, and older than dirt.