Prepared in Texas

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      Senior Member cougartex's Avatar
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      Jefferson County, TX

      Prepared in Texas

      This story out of East Texas. Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign,

      and gets pulled over by a local policeman. The guy hands

      the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his

      concealed handgun license.

      "Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see you have a CHL. Are you

      carrying today?"

      "Yes, I am."

      "Well then, better tell me what you got."

      Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket.

      There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

      "Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

      "Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

      "Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"


      "Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

      "Not a darn thing..."

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      Member rccola712's Avatar
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      hahahahahaha! That's beautiful!

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      Junior Member HGF Gold Member Polkster13's Avatar
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      Lago Vista, TX
      Actually, the way I heard it, it was an old lady that got pulled over.

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      Member jtguns's Avatar
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      The great northwest
      It funny as hell, and older than dirt.

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