Nothing like the facts. I still had to laugh at some of them. I been to Texas about a dozen times and I loved it. Watch out if you go into a truck stop and tell the lady your hungry and bring you a steak. Me and my co-driver did that and she brough us two 20oz platters full and all the trimmings. She said if we ate it all it was free. We had to pay. She was still laughing when we left. Love that Texas humor.