A mall ninja's worst nightmare

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05-14-2008, 10:33 PM
fivehourfrenzy

A mall ninja's worst nightmare

You see, there's a big difference between a mall ninja and a real ninja. A REAL ninja knows how to use what he has to cut off people's heads and take over the world.

But anyway, my collection has changed a bit. Oh yeah, and don't **** with the UK Wildcats!!!

Ladies, gentlemen, and lentlemen, may I present my humble arsenal:

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REAL ninja accessory #1, by Bulldog. The R3 recoil pad is not a ninja accessory, but it offers EXCELLENT recoil reduction. I launched some 1 oz slugs and full-power #4 buckshot last night and the kick was nowhere near unpleasant.

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REAL ninja accessory #2, compliments of Surefire. The standard 60 lumen bulb is more than adequate for engaging targets in the woods at 30-40 yards, and after cranking out about 50 shells last night (most of them slugs and buckshot) and sitting out in the rain all morning, the light still shines bright:

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My two handies. I took the red dot scope off the P22 for the picture:

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The Ka-bar 1214 is for cutting off heads and slicing pineapple, the Ka-bar Fin is for stabbing ninja wannabes and opening boxes, and the Gerber is for pulling out spinal cords from the neck and removing fishhooks from bass and rainbow trout:

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Surefire makes a great product...and my standard issue throwing stars have been resharpened for better penetration. They do not expand:

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Mall ninjas, beware...

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...because the REAL ninja is here to stay. More to come later, thanks for looking.
05-14-2008, 10:36 PM
Joeywhat

Did the black mags come with the P22? Mine look like normal steel.
05-14-2008, 10:49 PM
Wyatt

Nice photos FHF, but incomplete. The pics are missing one of the most important parts of your defense arsenal - the pooch. :smt023
05-15-2008, 05:56 AM
Old Padawan

what, no sword?:smt082
05-15-2008, 05:58 AM
teknoid

Nice...

I would lay mine out on a Louisville throw and post it, but I won't go there. I'm a strange Kentuckian. I like the Cats, too.
Unless they're playing the Cards. I get some weird looks wearing a UL jersey and UK jacket.
05-15-2008, 06:26 AM
submoa

Quote:

Originally Posted by fivehourfrenzy

You see, there's a big difference between a mall ninja and a real ninja. A REAL ninja knows how to use what he has to cut off people's heads and take over the world.
...because the REAL ninja is here to stay. More to come later, thanks for looking.

http://images.despair.com/products/d.../delusions.jpg
05-15-2008, 06:30 AM
Todd

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Padawan

what, no sword?:smt082

The stars are definitely enough already. Don't encourage him. As a reformed mall ninja, you should know that. :mrgreen:
05-15-2008, 08:25 AM
zhurdan

No flash bombs either... come on dude... you'd better call 1-800-NINJA-HLP.

I wonder if you threw those stars 20-30 fps faster if they'd expand better.

Zhur

(bwwahahahahhhahahaaaaaaaaaa, ohhh I think I just pee'd a little)
05-15-2008, 02:19 PM
fivehourfrenzy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joeywhat

Did the black mags come with the P22? Mine look like normal steel.

Yes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wyatt

Nice photos FHF, but incomplete. The pics are missing one of the most important parts of your defense arsenal - the pooch. :smt023

I tried but I couldn't get her to sit still.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Padawan

what, no sword?:smt082

No...the closest thing to a sword is a Global cleaver, but it's shiny so it didn't fit too well in the pic.

Quote:

Originally Posted by teknoid

Nice...

I would lay mine out on a Louisville throw and post it, but I won't go there. I'm a strange Kentuckian. I like the Cats, too.
Unless they're playing the Cards. I get some weird looks wearing a UL jersey and UK jacket.

There's a guy in my hometown that took a Danville Admirals jacket and spliced it half and half with a Boyle County Rebels jacket. It's pretty funny. I went to Boyle.

Quote:

Originally Posted by submoa

http://images.despair.com/products/d.../delusions.jpg

Funny, but I'm a great swimmer, and I like the ocean.

Quote:

Originally Posted by zhurdan

No flash bombs either... come on dude... you'd better call 1-800-NINJA-HLP.

I wonder if you threw those stars 20-30 fps faster if they'd expand better.

(bwwahahahahhhahahaaaaaaaaaa, ohhh I think I just pee'd a little)

Dude you are KILLING me, lol.
05-15-2008, 04:43 PM
Old Padawan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Todd

As a reformed mall ninja, you should know that. :mrgreen:

hello. I'm Bill and Im a Ninja...

I havent worn Tabbys in 3 years...
05-15-2008, 05:05 PM
kenn

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Padawan

hello. I'm Bill and Im a Ninja...

I havent worn Tabbys in 3 years...

hiiiiiii! Bill!
05-16-2008, 09:29 PM
fivehourfrenzy

What's a tabby?
05-16-2008, 10:44 PM
submoa

I'm a pirate. Arrrrrrgh!

http://farm.linkempire.info/wp-conte...3/pirates1.jpg
05-17-2008, 12:40 AM
fivehourfrenzy

Quote:

Originally Posted by submoa

or more likely, mall-Hwarang.

Why? Because I customize my shotgun?
05-17-2008, 07:19 AM
rollin thunder

.....not my style, just speak softly and carry a big "stick"
RT
05-17-2008, 09:18 AM
Todd

Quote:

Originally Posted by fivehourfrenzy

Why? Because I customize my shotgun?

Probably has something more to do with the throwing stars. :smt171:smt171
05-17-2008, 09:25 AM
niadhf

Quote:

Originally Posted by submoa

I'm a pirate. Arrrrrrgh!

http://farm.linkempire.info/wp-conte...3/pirates1.jpg

Now that is a nice pair of wenches...:smt033
05-17-2008, 11:16 PM
fivehourfrenzy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Todd

Probably has something more to do with the throwing stars. :smt171:smt171

Oh okay. Well I have them for a dart board I never bought.
05-19-2008, 08:36 PM
Clyde

wenches --AArrrrrrr
:smt023

Tabi's are in the closet- just incase:smt033
05-20-2008, 10:40 AM
kenn

FYI - it's spelled "Tabi" - Japanese for socks.
unless you are referring to " a cat whose fur is mottled or streaked with dark stripes."
05-20-2008, 05:02 PM
redcards

Nice collection you have there (minus the blanket, of course!). I must say I do like the shotgun.

PS - Gardner-Webb said their guns are bigger. :mrgreen:
05-20-2008, 05:13 PM
fivehourfrenzy

Put on a different magazine clamp without the sling swivel and of course, a side saddle. I also got a SGT side sling mount that goes in just behind the magazine extension.

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05-25-2008, 10:31 AM
jmg

Nice pics!
I like the red dot.:smt023
05-25-2008, 12:02 PM
Shipwreck

What red dot is that?
05-26-2008, 12:40 AM
fivehourfrenzy

A cheapo NcStar DTB4. Multi-reticle with 1 MOA click adjustments. It cost like $50 on opticsplanet.com. I've already put 50-60 full power loads through with it on the cantilever and left it out all night in the rain. Still works great.