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    A mall ninja's worst nightmare

    You see, there's a big difference between a mall ninja and a real ninja. A REAL ninja knows how to use what he has to cut off people's heads and take over the world.

    But anyway, my collection has changed a bit. Oh yeah, and don't **** with the UK Wildcats!!!

    Ladies, gentlemen, and lentlemen, may I present my humble arsenal:



    REAL ninja accessory #1, by Bulldog. The R3 recoil pad is not a ninja accessory, but it offers EXCELLENT recoil reduction. I launched some 1 oz slugs and full-power #4 buckshot last night and the kick was nowhere near unpleasant.



    REAL ninja accessory #2, compliments of Surefire. The standard 60 lumen bulb is more than adequate for engaging targets in the woods at 30-40 yards, and after cranking out about 50 shells last night (most of them slugs and buckshot) and sitting out in the rain all morning, the light still shines bright:



    My two handies. I took the red dot scope off the P22 for the picture:



    The Ka-bar 1214 is for cutting off heads and slicing pineapple, the Ka-bar Fin is for stabbing ninja wannabes and opening boxes, and the Gerber is for pulling out spinal cords from the neck and removing fishhooks from bass and rainbow trout:



    Surefire makes a great product...and my standard issue throwing stars have been resharpened for better penetration. They do not expand:



    Mall ninjas, beware...



    ...because the REAL ninja is here to stay. More to come later, thanks for looking.

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    Did the black mags come with the P22? Mine look like normal steel.

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    Nice photos FHF, but incomplete. The pics are missing one of the most important parts of your defense arsenal - the pooch.

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    what, no sword?
    "Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it." -Mark Twain

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    Nice...

    I would lay mine out on a Louisville throw and post it, but I won't go there. I'm a strange Kentuckian. I like the Cats, too.
    Unless they're playing the Cards. I get some weird looks wearing a UL jersey and UK jacket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fivehourfrenzy View Post
    You see, there's a big difference between a mall ninja and a real ninja. A REAL ninja knows how to use what he has to cut off people's heads and take over the world.
    ...because the REAL ninja is here to stay. More to come later, thanks for looking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Padawan View Post
    what, no sword?
    The stars are definitely enough already. Don't encourage him. As a reformed mall ninja, you should know that.

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    No flash bombs either... come on dude... you'd better call 1-800-NINJA-HLP.

    I wonder if you threw those stars 20-30 fps faster if they'd expand better.


    Zhur

    (bwwahahahahhhahahaaaaaaaaaa, ohhh I think I just pee'd a little)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joeywhat View Post
    Did the black mags come with the P22? Mine look like normal steel.
    Yes.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wyatt View Post
    Nice photos FHF, but incomplete. The pics are missing one of the most important parts of your defense arsenal - the pooch.
    I tried but I couldn't get her to sit still.

    Quote Originally Posted by Old Padawan View Post
    what, no sword?
    No...the closest thing to a sword is a Global cleaver, but it's shiny so it didn't fit too well in the pic.

    Quote Originally Posted by teknoid View Post
    Nice...

    I would lay mine out on a Louisville throw and post it, but I won't go there. I'm a strange Kentuckian. I like the Cats, too.
    Unless they're playing the Cards. I get some weird looks wearing a UL jersey and UK jacket.
    There's a guy in my hometown that took a Danville Admirals jacket and spliced it half and half with a Boyle County Rebels jacket. It's pretty funny. I went to Boyle.

    Quote Originally Posted by submoa View Post
    Funny, but I'm a great swimmer, and I like the ocean.

    Quote Originally Posted by zhurdan View Post
    No flash bombs either... come on dude... you'd better call 1-800-NINJA-HLP.

    I wonder if you threw those stars 20-30 fps faster if they'd expand better.

    (bwwahahahahhhahahaaaaaaaaaa, ohhh I think I just pee'd a little)
    Dude you are KILLING me, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Todd View Post
    As a reformed mall ninja, you should know that.

    hello. I'm Bill and Im a Ninja...

    I havent worn Tabbys in 3 years...
    "Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it." -Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Padawan View Post
    hello. I'm Bill and Im a Ninja...

    I havent worn Tabbys in 3 years...
    hiiiiiii! Bill!

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    What's a tabby?

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    I'm a pirate. Arrrrrrgh!


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    Quote Originally Posted by submoa View Post
    or more likely, mall-Hwarang.
    Why? Because I customize my shotgun?

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    .....not my style, just speak softly and carry a big "stick"
    RT

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    Quote Originally Posted by fivehourfrenzy View Post
    Why? Because I customize my shotgun?
    Probably has something more to do with the throwing stars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by submoa View Post
    I'm a pirate. Arrrrrrgh!

    Now that is a nice pair of wenches...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Todd View Post
    Probably has something more to do with the throwing stars.
    Oh okay. Well I have them for a dart board I never bought.

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    wenches --AArrrrrrr



    Tabi's are in the closet- just incase
    Last edited by Clyde; 05-22-2008 at 08:32 PM. Reason: Make Kenn Happy :)

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    FYI - it's spelled "Tabi" - Japanese for socks.
    unless you are referring to " a cat whose fur is mottled or streaked with dark stripes."

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