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Best Way to Announce Another Handgun Purchase to Spouse

2K views 19 replies 18 participants last post by  acepilot 
#1 ·
Recommendations or humorous stories welcome
 
#8 ·
When the Wal-Mart haters come out, I go shopping at Wally World. When the global warmists rant and rave, I go somewhere in my sweet gas guzzler. When the gun grabbers come out, well, what can one do but buy another firearm. I just tell my wife, I'm protesting/standing up to all the libtards. She's down with that.
 
#16 ·
Simple, I show it to her and Announce "Your Turn".
This is usually followed, before too long, with her showing me HER new gun and announcing "Your Turn"!
Now I know why I love this woman so much!! And she even PAYS for her own guns!!! Even let's me shoot 'em too. But then again, I'm usually the one that has (gets?) to clean 'em.
 
#17 ·
This happened to me once: I saw a beautiful pair of smooth target stocks for a K-Frame Smith & Wesson, for $10! So I bought them. When I got home I showed them to my wife.

"What gun did you get them for?" she asked.

"Oh, I don't have a gun for them yet," I replied. So, in a couple of weeks, I bought a new S&W Model 586.

Later, a hammer for a Ruger Blackhawk arrived in the mail and I laid it on my desk.

"Is that going to evolve into another gun?" my wife asked.


Bob Wright

(Oh, it did.)
 
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