This should help.
I might be asking a stupid question BUT....What are the following,
SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL?
I've read the above in the forum and in Guns & Ammo Mag, which I get sent over here. The French guys at the range love it, but I spend most of my time translating it.
So thats a MALL NINJA.
We have 2 at our club. They TALK a good shoot but could'nt hit the side of a barn at 5ft.
ZOMBIE GUN: Any weapon with the sole purpose of suppression of the un-dead when they appear at your house to eat your brains... And I said WHEN, not IF. Usually an AR-15 variant with at least 20 full mags, or a 12 gauge tactical shotgun with a mag tube extension, side-saddle shell holder, breaching barrel, and a folding stock, for when they get in really, really close...
SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL: Any handgun worth less than the covercharge to the club into which is carried. Usually 22, 25, or 32 caliber. Usually 2-7 shot capacity. Usually more reliable when used as a thrown object.
Hope this helps...
Man..I see people like that pretty often around the ranges. Looking like Rambo and can't hit the broad side of their rumps. Not that it would matter. The gear they are wearing will prevent unsightly rump loss. I talked to a guy at a range one day that informed me of his high stress job guarding a self storage place. Man was he cool!
I'd like to see that Gecko45 guy putting on his gear and holding the plates to protect his fragile head running to the waiting Ford Escort/Toyota Camry where his wife waited with the Glocks loaded and ready to go in some thigh holsters. "Boy I'm glad I have these babies! We might just make it home tonight sweety..Now Drive damnit drive!!"
...someday...When I grow up...ah..Who am I kidding..I'll never be cool like that
...ummm..Shrine of the Mall Ninja..Don't that sound liek a cool ass flung poo..i mean kung fu movie?
Your kung fu is good..But I WILL defeat you. we must kungfu fight!!
I went and read the thread Todd linked to. What a piece of work. Amazing. I'm guessing that Gecko45 is the real deal, and Specops was a skilled provocateur. It was all Internet art, though. September never ends on the Web!
To this day, one of the funniest reads ever to grace the internets.