I saw this on another forum, I thought it was kind of funny...
Wat would a news reporter say about you, if they were to come into your house and see your collection of firearms... heres mine
Today in Las Vegas, Nevada a weapons cache was found in a home of a 21 year old male. There was several high powered rifles, and several high capactiy clips that holds bullets that are standard issue military. upon deeper investigation, it was found that the subject had couple pounds of high explosive powder(reload products). Suspect had bullet proof armor(just a standard tac vest), several handguns, and clips that had bullets in them. Blueprints where found of several bussinesses around town.(I run errands for a Electrical and mechanical engineers) Witness says man was 'crazy' because he was always outside walking around, and waving at people in the neighboorhood. Thank you for watching this specical report, im Anita Job, for the Idioctic Press channel 0
I can't wave at the nieghbors this time of year they can't see me. They would talk about the targets in the front yard, side yard. That is they could find my place and be willing to drive up the mountian to get here.