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    What's your Mall Ninja score?

    Regardless of your post count on the forum (mine ranks me as a Mall Ninja), how much of a Mall Ninja are you?

    Last week I went to weigh myself, and decided to take off all my "tactical gear." I was sort of appalled when I saw it all laying there on a desk. My thought was, "Oh my God...I have truly become a Mall Ninja!" Here's what was laying on the desk:

    Glock 9mm (plastic gun, +10 Mall Ninja Points)
    Galco Royal Guard holster (holster not synthetic, 0 MN points)
    Full size spare magazine (+10 MN points for carrying spare mag, extra +5 for carrying full-size hi-cap)
    Surefire E2e white light (+10 MN points)
    Spyderco Centofante folding knife (+5 MN points)
    Keys with Mighty Bright light (+5 MN points for keychain light, but -5 MN points for lack of pepper spray)
    Compact "CCW" wallet carried in front pocket (+5 MN points)
    Cell phone (not black or camo, 0 MN points)

    Total 45 Mall Ninja points. How does your "everyday carry" loadout score?
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    You got me beat, although, I'm getting there... :wink:

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    Oh, and I forgot to add the Reinforced Instructors Belt! Heavy and thick and uber-tactical!

    I am Mall Ninja -- hear my bones creak under the weight of all this stuff!
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    I do have a plastic gun, but that's about my only scoring thing. I haven't started using that Galco Matrix holster yet - so, I still usually use a leather one. :-D :-D :-D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shipwreck
    I do have a plastic gun, but that's about my only scoring thing. I haven't started using that Galco Matrix holster yet - so, I still usually use a leather one. :-D :-D :-D
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    Wear ninja boots at the same time too? :-D

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    Re: What's your Mall Ninja score?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Barham at Galco
    Glock 9mm (plastic gun, +10 Mall Ninja Points)
    Galco Royal Guard holster (holster not synthetic, 0 MN points)
    Full size spare magazine (+10 MN points for carrying spare mag, extra +5 for carrying full-size hi-cap)
    Surefire E2e white light (+10 MN points)
    Spyderco Centofante folding knife (+5 MN points)
    Keys with Mighty Bright light (+5 MN points for keychain light, but -5 MN points for lack of pepper spray)
    Compact "CCW" wallet carried in front pocket (+5 MN points)
    Cell phone (not black or camo, 0 MN points)
    Lets see here:

    USPc = 10pts
    Alessi CQC/s LEATHER = 0pts
    8 rd spare mag = 10pts
    Colt Cobra folding knife = 10pts +5 for the 'cobra'
    Black Razr Cell Phone = 5pts

    Total = 40 points YIKES!!!!!

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    Colt Cobra folding knife = 10pts +5 for the 'cobra'
    Hmmmm, my knife has a little spider on it. Can I add a Mall Ninja point for that? 8)
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    Not sure what on Earth you're talkin' about.

    My carry gun is a 2 1/2" Smith & Wesson Model 19, in a Don Hume holster. I carry six rounds of .357 Magnum 130gr JHP Federals in a Galco ammo case. My pocket knife is Frost bone handle Cherokee Warrior lockback.

    I don't carry a cell phone with me, it stays in the Jeep console. My belt is from the Mexican western store here in Memphis. Jeans are Wrangler, boots Justin or Larry Mahan.

    What did I score?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Wright
    Not sure what on Earth you're talkin' about.
    +1

    4" 1911, Alessi IWB, Wilson 8 round mag, MOD knife, Galco leather belt

    and the nearest mall is almost 50 miles away 8)

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    U guys don't know what a mall ninja is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Barham at Galco
    Colt Cobra folding knife = 10pts +5 for the 'cobra'
    Hmmmm, my knife has a little spider on it. Can I add a Mall Ninja point for that? 8)
    Sure :-D :-D


    I need a new knife, gotta set that score down to a more reasonable level.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Wright
    Not sure what on Earth you're talkin' about.

    My carry gun is a 2 1/2" Smith & Wesson Model 19, in a Don Hume holster. I carry six rounds of .357 Magnum 130gr JHP Federals in a Galco ammo case. My pocket knife is Frost bone handle Cherokee Warrior lockback.

    I don't carry a cell phone with me, it stays in the Jeep console. My belt is from the Mexican western store here in Memphis. Jeans are Wrangler, boots Justin or Larry Mahan.

    What did I score?
    Let's break it down, and keep in mind that being a Mall Ninja is generally held to be an undesirable thing (unless you work for HK!).

    S&W revolver - 0 MN points
    Spare ammo - +5 MN points, extra +5 for magnums, additional +5 for Hydra-Shok
    Normal pocket knife - 0 MN points
    No "tactical communication device" (cell phone) on body - 0 MN points
    Normal belt and boots - 0 MN points

    Total is a mere 15 Mall Ninja Points. Congratulations, you are a normal person who blends in well with his surroundings (the mark of the true ninja!). 8)
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    4" 1911, Alessi IWB, Wilson 8 round mag, MOD knife, Galco leather belt

    and the nearest mall is almost 50 miles away 8)
    1911, no plastic gun - 0 MN points
    Alessi leather holster - 0 MN points
    Spare ammo - +5 MN points
    MOD knife - +10 MN points
    Galco leather belt - 0 MN points, but I hereby award a "Good Taste" bonus!
    Location too far from mall - -5 MN points

    Total a paltry 10 Mall Ninja Points.

    I am ashamed. Obviously, I need therapy.
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    If I wanted to play Soldier, I would have joined the Army, not the Navy !! :-D :-D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Barham at Galco
    Total a paltry 10 Mall Ninja Points.

    I am ashamed. Obviously, I need therapy.
    ROTFLMAO
    Thanks Mike!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thor
    If I wanted to play Soldier, I would have joined the Army, not the Navy !! :-D :-D
    Well, if you think my daily loadout is bad, you should see all the stuff I bring when I play soldier with the National Guard!
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    For those unfamiliar, here is the GlockTalk thread that supposedly started the whole "Mall Ninja" thing: http://www.geocities.com/suketh.geo/...l_ninja_1.html

    It's pretty funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Barham at Galco
    For those unfamiliar, here is the GlockTalk thread that supposedly started the whole "Mall Ninja" thing: http://www.geocities.com/suketh.geo/...l_ninja_1.html

    It's pretty funny.

    I'm speechless........

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    That was pretty dang funny Mike! Thanks for posting the link...

    I wonder how long it would take me to earn the right to wear a pair of them boots? They sound down right awesome!

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