He can't be that young.
He's turned 100 today
Or at least his persona has
Congrats 2400! You don't look a day over 105...
"bing bang boom! hair out...hamburger time" - William Murderface
Happy frickin Birthday ....
Wow, I hope I make it to 100. Happy Birthday!
I want to thank all you young whipper snappers for the birthday wishes.
Thanks for the cigar Rusty.
Never argue with drunks or crazy people.
Happy birthday ya' old ! Hope you get a good ass whippin'!
Happy Birthday !!!
Happy Birthday 2400. Do you have to change your name to 2401 now?
May I extend to you the very best wishes for your birthday. I pray you will continue to enjoy good health and observe many more!