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    cool email

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    The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) ...


    These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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    It would be too if they would quit trying to play policeman and let them boys fight. Here's a Iraqi mouse trained by the US Marines.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Baldy View Post
    It would be too if they would quit trying to play policeman and let them boys fight. Here's a Iraqi mouse trained by the US Marines.

    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by clic2323 View Post
    Subject: USRSF



    The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) ...


    These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
    Where do I join??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baldy View Post
    It would be too if they would quit trying to play policeman and let them boys fight. Here's a Iraqi mouse trained by the US Marines.

    look out mouse

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    Quote Originally Posted by clic2323 View Post
    look out mouse
    Must be Army trained.

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