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      How many would pass this test?

      The Good Husband

      Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
      company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker,
      But the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't
      even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he
      was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

      Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first
      thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of
      water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
      Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
      pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
      order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

      He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye
      staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices
      a note hanging on t he corner of the mirror written in red
      with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
      "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to
      make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

      He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast,
      steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the
      table, eating. Jack asks, "Son, What happened last night?"

      "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your
      mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and
      Then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when
      you ran into the door.

      Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such
      perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is
      on the table waiting for me??"

      His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
      And when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
      "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

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      He still had the guilty conscience though.

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      True, how true.

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