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    How many would pass this test?

    The Good Husband

    Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
    company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker,
    But the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't
    even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he
    was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

    Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first
    thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of
    water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
    Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
    pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
    order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

    He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye
    staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices
    a note hanging on t he corner of the mirror written in red
    with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
    "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to
    make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

    He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast,
    steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the
    table, eating. Jack asks, "Son, What happened last night?"

    "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your
    mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and
    Then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when
    you ran into the door.

    Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such
    perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is
    on the table waiting for me??"

    His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
    And when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
    "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

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    He still had the guilty conscience though.

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    True, how true.

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