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    I've been thinking...

    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
    tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of
    it? A death. What's that, a bonus?

    I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    (1) You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the
    way. You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day.

    (2) You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your
    pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your
    first day.

    (3) You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your
    retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally
    promiscuous (hey, you've only got a few years left, what's the big
    deal?!?) and you get ready for High School.

    (4) Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you
    have no responsibilities, and, finally, you become a baby;

    (5) The last step, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully
    with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap,
    larger quarters everyday, and then

    You finish off as an orgasm!

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    Hell ya!

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    I like the way ya think ... CHEERS !!!

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    Why not just have the last thing everyday?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tnoisaw View Post
    Why not just have the last thing everyday?
    I don't want to be anywhere near my Mother's or Father's orgasm thank you...

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    That is great!! LMFAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by -gunut- View Post
    I don't want to be anywhere near my Mother's or Father's orgasm thank you...

    Okay now- that's not what I meant. Thanks for putting that mental image in my head. Now I'll have bad dreams tonight.

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    ROTFLMAO!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tnoisaw View Post

    Okay now- that's not what I meant. Thanks for putting that mental image in my head. Now I'll have bad dreams tonight.
    You sick bastard! lol

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