I've been thinking...

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      I've been thinking...

      The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
      tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of
      it? A death. What's that, a bonus?

      I think the life cycle is all backwards.

      (1) You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the
      way. You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day.

      (2) You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your
      pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your
      first day.

      (3) You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your
      retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally
      promiscuous (hey, you've only got a few years left, what's the big
      deal?!?) and you get ready for High School.

      (4) Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you
      have no responsibilities, and, finally, you become a baby;

      (5) The last step, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully
      with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap,
      larger quarters everyday, and then

      You finish off as an orgasm!

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      Hell ya!

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      I like the way ya think ... CHEERS !!!

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      Why not just have the last thing everyday?

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      Quote Originally Posted by tnoisaw View Post
      Why not just have the last thing everyday?
      I don't want to be anywhere near my Mother's or Father's orgasm thank you...

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      That is great!! LMFAO

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      Quote Originally Posted by -gunut- View Post
      I don't want to be anywhere near my Mother's or Father's orgasm thank you...

      Okay now- that's not what I meant. Thanks for putting that mental image in my head. Now I'll have bad dreams tonight.

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      ROTFLMAO!!

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      Quote Originally Posted by tnoisaw View Post

      Okay now- that's not what I meant. Thanks for putting that mental image in my head. Now I'll have bad dreams tonight.
      You sick bastard! lol

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