Medicare At Work.

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      Medicare At Work.

      The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello".

      "Mrs. Ward, please.

      "Speaking."

      "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When
      your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy
      from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which
      one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."


      "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.

      "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other
      one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."

      "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.

      "Normally yes we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests
      one time."

      "Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

      "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere
      in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

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