Bill walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on and the news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bill and says " Do you think he'll jump?"
Bill says, "Yeah, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bill places $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Bill, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bill replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5:00 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde said, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bill took the money
My wife didn't laugh. She's blonde.
Mine too, but she'll get over it.
Originally Posted by tnoisaw
Supporting Member - Legally Armed Scooter Trash
A blind man walks into a bar orders a beer and asked " Do you want to hear a Blonde Joke?"
The barmaid says " I am a 6'6" 210 lb. ex pro wrestler, beside you is a 6'195 lb pro female football player, on the other side is a 6' 180 lb female police officer the bouncer is a 5'10" 180 female all of us are blonde. Do you really want to tell a blonde joke?"
The blind man says "not if I am going to have to explain it 4 times"
Na, I already have ankle problems on one leg so I don't want the other one broken.
Originally Posted by scooter