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    Blondes!

    Bill walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on and the news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

    The blonde looked at Bill and says " Do you think he'll jump?"
    Bill says, "Yeah, I bet he'll jump."
    The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
    Bill places $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.

    The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Bill, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

    Bill replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5:00 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

    The blonde said, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

    Bill took the money

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    My wife didn't laugh. She's blonde.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tnoisaw View Post
    My wife didn't laugh. She's blonde.
    Mine too, but she'll get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tnoisaw View Post
    My wife didn't laugh. She's blonde.
    Dye her hair red while she's sleepin' and in about an hour she'll wake ya up laughing in her sleep

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    A blind man walks into a bar orders a beer and asked " Do you want to hear a Blonde Joke?"
    The barmaid says " I am a 6'6" 210 lb. ex pro wrestler, beside you is a 6'195 lb pro female football player, on the other side is a 6' 180 lb female police officer the bouncer is a 5'10" 180 female all of us are blonde. Do you really want to tell a blonde joke?"
    The blind man says "not if I am going to have to explain it 4 times"

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooter View Post
    Dye her hair red while she's sleepin' and in about an hour she'll wake ya up laughing in her sleep
    Na, I already have ankle problems on one leg so I don't want the other one broken.

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