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    Mowing The Lawn & Beer

    On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking
    beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from
    across the street was so outraged that she came over and
    shouted at me, "You should be hung!" I took a drink from my can
    of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my
    darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes
    of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am.
    That's why she cuts the grass."

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