Mowing The Lawn & Beer

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      Member Mr. P's Avatar
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      Mowing The Lawn & Beer

      On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking
      beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from
      across the street was so outraged that she came over and
      shouted at me, "You should be hung!" I took a drink from my can
      of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my
      darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes
      of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am.
      That's why she cuts the grass."

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