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    Wink Here Come The Dems in 2008!

    My lobbyist was able to get me this early agenda from the next Dem Convention.

    2008 Democratic Convention Opening Day Agenda

    7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning
    7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to United Nations
    7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    7:35 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship
    - Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton
    8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging
    8:15 P.M. Gay Wedding
    - Barney Frank presiding
    8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally
    - Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon
    9:00 P.M. Keynote speech - "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender"
    - French President Jacques Chirac
    9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant
    9:30 P.M. Unveil plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay
    - Sean Penn
    9:40 P.M. "Why I Hate the Military"
    - A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
    9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    9:50 P.M. Dan Rather recceives Truth in Broadcasting award
    - Presented by Michael Moore
    9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    10:00 P.M. "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld Brought Down
    the World Trade Center Towers"
    - Howard Dean
    10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton
    - Mahmud Ahmadinejad
    11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the internet
    11:15 P.M. "Our Troops Are War Criminals"
    - A lecture by John Kerry
    11:30 P.M. Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton
    12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    12:05 A.M. Bill asks Teddy to drive Hillary home


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    FUNNY!!!

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    What time is the raising of the "U.S.S.R" flag? and we can't miss the first melt down of all Cilivian Firearms (to make us all safer)going to take place? Excuse me while I puke!Randall

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    I love it!

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    Im almost positive he missed one of Turdy's toasts in there somwhere

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    Flashman you got it right. + 1 with Scooter

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    Sorry , My mistake It was the toast that Slick Willy proposed AFTER Turdy left With Billary in the car that he missed

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    *cough *cough... Chappaquiddick! Chappaquiddick!
    Last edited by js; 11-13-2006 at 08:03 PM.
    "bing bang boom! hair out...hamburger time" - William Murderface

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    Quote Originally Posted by js View Post
    *cough *cough... Chappaquiddick!
    +++1
    Anyone who has read ALL the stuff posted on the internet about this KNOWs there are 2 sets of standards applied to the law,The ELITES and the peons.
    If anyone of the lesser classes(us peons) had done what Turdy Kennedy had done we would have at LEAST been tried and convicted of negligent homocide, but a drunken elite is above the common mans laws

    ANYONE of you youngsters who haven't read about it should run a search on webcrawler or google for Chappaquiddick and do a little reading.Might enlighten you to what is coming now that the elitist have taken control of the government.(and they HAVE taken control, Bush wont be able to do SQUAT for the next 2 years, and if they get a dem in the White House in '08 we are fucked)

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    just click on the provided links...

    #1 Chappaquiddick! #2 Chappaquiddick!
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