Abducted by aliens? Call now for compensation

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      Abducted by aliens? Call now for compensation

      Abducted by aliens? Call now for compensation

      Oct 6, 8:31 AM (ET)


      BERLIN (Reuters) - A German lawyer hopes to drum up more business by pursuing state compensation claims for people who believe they were abducted by aliens.

      "There's quite obviously demand for legal advice here," Jens Lorek told Reuters by telephone on Thursday. "The trouble is, people are afraid of making fools of themselves in court."

      Lorek, a lawyer based in the eastern city of Dresden who specializes in social and labor law, said he hoped to expand his client base by taking on the unusual work.

      He has yet to win any abduction claims, but says there are plenty of potential clients, noting that extra-terrestrial watchdogs report scores of alien assaults every year.

      "These people could appeal for therapies or cures," he said.

      Lorek, 41, is pinning his hopes for success on a German law which grants kidnap victims the right to state compensation.

      Asked if he was worried he might look ridiculous by seeking justice for clients haunted by aliens, Lorek was unfazed.

      "Nobody has laughed about it up until now."

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      Hey, It's real you know! I was aducted three years ago from an alien from the Tridex System. This is a pic of him.

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      Strong resemblance to harry reid (dem. moron)

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      Quote Originally Posted by scooter View Post
      Strong resemblance to harry reid (dem. moron)
      That is actually one of my older brothers obviously altered on photoshop. The scraps on his arm was not though. That was from motorcycle meets pot hole. Results: cuts, lacerations and abrasions and a broken back. Luckily not a bad break and did not require surgery. He did find out he had cancer when he got xrays for his back. That’s okay too so far.

      His bike was totaled. No big lose in my book- It was a Suzuki Bergman. He replaced it with a Triumph Tiger. Much better.

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      Well we got plenty of both in this country. That's aliens, and lawyers. I wonder if they would like to trade about 100,000 of ours for the few they got.

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      Maybe we could get the aliens to take the lawyers. (hum)

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      I know a few people who would call him...

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