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    Blessed Are The Cracked; For It Is They Who Let In The Light

    Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...

    If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.

    If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer your family blames the tobacco company.

    If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.

    If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.

    If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.

    And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

    I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

    So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer,

    I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay

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    Quote Originally Posted by tnoisaw View Post
    Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...

    If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.

    If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer your family blames the tobacco company.

    If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.

    If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.

    If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.

    And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

    I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

    So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer,

    I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay


    Consider it done.

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    When the liberal lawyers started taking over the court system. That lead to the mess you got today. I honestly think it is going to take a revolt by the good people of this country to turn it around. If it's not to late. The commies and liberals got a lot of power in high places.

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    I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.
    James Madison

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    Old J.M. new what he was talking about.

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    You know they had it right in 1776 I donít know why today's politicians mess with it. They were wiser beyond their years but today's politicians think they have all the answers. They do, but there're the wrong answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tnoisaw View Post
    You know they had it right in 1776 I donít know why today's politicians mess with it. They were wiser beyond their years but today's politicians think they have all the answers. They do, but there're the wrong answer.


    I agree, my whole life I have heard people say, in jest, "there ought to be a law" whenever they saw something they didn't like. To many politicians have taken that to heart and have gone nuts. Thor's signature says it all. The nanny state must die!

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