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      United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

      The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite
      fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

      These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia,
      Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into
      Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

      1. The season opened today.
      2. There is no limit.
      3. They taste just like chicken.
      4. They don 't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
      5. They are Directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

      The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday .



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      It would be too, if they would ever do it.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Baldy View Post
      It would be too, if they would ever do it.


      Hell Yes!!!!!

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      Beats my idea of dropping in menopausal women with parachutes.

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      So, ....

      Where's the joke?



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      Quote Originally Posted by tnoisaw View Post
      BTW:

      I love the concealed hand gun.

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      before you send them in first send Rosie, Sean Penn, The Dixie Chicks, and several other hollywood types they would dispose of them properly so we wouldnot have to put up with thier B.S. anymore

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      Sooooooo, do I just go down to my local afees to apply???

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      Quote Originally Posted by tony pasley View Post
      before you send them in first send Rosie, Sean Penn, The Dixie Chicks, and several other hollywood types they would dispose of them properly so we wouldnot have to put up with thier B.S. anymore
      Amen to that!!!

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      Quote Originally Posted by scooter View Post
      Sooooooo, do I just go down to my local afees to apply???
      Just call your local recruiter and I'm sure they'll set you up.

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      Quote Originally Posted by tony pasley View Post
      before you send them in first send Rosie, Sean Penn, The Dixie Chicks, and several other hollywood types they would dispose of them properly so we wouldnot have to put up with thier B.S. anymore
      Great idea!


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      Here's how the Rednecks can Git'er Done. Start shipping in Pigs and turn them loose all at once. When the towel heads come out of their holes let them have it. We call that baiting down here in the swamp. Works every time.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Baldy View Post
      Here's how the Rednecks can Git'er Done. Start shipping in Pigs and turn them loose all at once. When the towel heads come out of their holes let them have it. We call that baiting down here in the swamp. Works every time.

      LOL!!!!

      Thats awesome!!!!

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      now the spca would get after you for animal cruelty

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      Nah! Tony I am a card card carrying member of P.E.T.A. They wouldn't bother me. PEOPLE,EATING,TASY,ANIMALS. I got a hat,and shirt that has it all on it with a nice little Rebel Flag to boot.

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