OMG!! OMG!! OMG!! I can't believe my mom was actually dumb enough to let my brother buy this with his allowance money. She took him to the mall and they went into a novelty store that sells joke stuff and well my bro picked out this alarm clock. What does it do you ask? It is supposedly an alarm clock with the worlds loudest alarm and after hearing it just now I am sure they're right. I am deaf in one ear and partially in the other and that thing still made my ears ring and made me jump when it went off.

I just know he's going to be a real ass with this thing to me.