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    The golfing world is celebrating a new invention that promises to revolutionize the sport.

    The new device that is receiving so much attention is called the "bee nut". It is a fastening attachment that allows a player to adjust the head on their club to any angle, thus saving the need to carry a bagful of clubs. Thus, for example, a player can use the same club to putt with as they used to get out of the sand trap.

    Golf clubs with this modification are selling quickly, and players everywhere are taking golfing picnics, so they can try their new "bee-nut putter sand-wedge".

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruce333 View Post
    The golfing world is celebrating a new invention that promises to revolutionize the sport.

    The new device that is receiving so much attention is called the "bee nut". It is a fastening attachment that allows a player to adjust the head on their club to any angle, thus saving the need to carry a bagful of clubs. Thus, for example, a player can use the same club to putt with as they used to get out of the sand trap.

    Golf clubs with this modification are selling quickly, and players everywhere are taking golfing picnics, so they can try their new "bee-nut putter sand-wedge".

    That's funny thanks...

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    Worst joke I've heard in a while. I still got a chuckle out of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelonerang3r View Post
    Worst joke I've heard in a while. I still got a chuckle out of it.
    When I heard it on the radio it was a much longer version, about 5 minutes, I was laughing more at how long it took to get to the "bee-nut putter sand-wedge" than I was at the punch line itself.
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