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    Random Thoughts for the Day:

    1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer's history if you die.

    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

    3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

    4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

    5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

    6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

    7. Map Quest needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

    8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

    9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

    10. Bad decisions make good stories.

    11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

    12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

    13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to the ten-page paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

    14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never buy this -- ever.

    15. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day.

    16. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

    17. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
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    Oh my, that made me laugh! Thanks for giving a boost to my day! I had to pass these on to several of my friends!!!

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    5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
    Oh the arguments the wife and I have had on this one...she still tries to fold those damn things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruce333 View Post
    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

    4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
    Ugh, those are hitting home today...I need to learn to pay attention to the posting differences between a forum and a blog, apparently.

    And ditto to those fitted sheets.

    KG

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    Very funny.

    I myself am guilty of this one:
    16. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

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    Ha! Good list. My Mom is the only person I've ever known who can fold those fitted sheets. But even so, I can't figure out how she does it.

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