Well crafted JamesNM. Well crafted. Personally I can't actually blame Obama for this. Yes the fact that he got the award is laughable but what's the guy going to do say no thanks I don't want it? I'll blame him for the dumb things he actually does or tries to do but this ones not on him in my opinion. Love that SNL skit and hope it rings true for another 3 years. 4 years of trying to do stupid things but accomplishing none of them? I can live with that.
I've been giving this whole Nobel Peace Prize some more thought. Just what has Obama done to promote peace? Everyone check this list and make sure I haven't left something out. I want to be fair.
Obama is currently prosecuting not one, but two wars.
Guantanamo Bay is still doing a brisk business.
Obama is sending Predator planes into Pakistan to kill people.
Obama is still practicing Rendition.
And just for good measure, Obama had NASA bomb the Moon.
I sure hope Obama remains "peaceful" and doesn't turn into a war monger.
Does this sound like a recent thread about the Twilight Zone to anyone else? Are we living in a parallel universe or something?
Or maybe we're suddenly living in "Opposite World". Remember the episode of Seinfeld where George realizes what a sorry job he's done of living his life, and suddenly starts doing everything the "opposite" of his normal way? This certainly sounds like "Opposite World" to me.
Wouldn't it be funny if that when Obama goes to pick up his Nobel Peace Prize, Kramer comes out from behind the stage and hands Obama his award?
This is George Soros, and the international bankers putting their weight on the Nobel Commission to continue the push of making America a Socialistic nation. Obama reads a teleprompter, because Soros and others are telling him what to say, Obama is a pupet on strings.
Obama is smart, but he came to power because of a media push financed by the big socialist money group, international bankers who need America to be in debt. Once we are under the financial debt we are beaten. Their goal, a one world government.
Ok, so Obama is nominated for the award less than 2 weeks into his presidency. 8 or 9 months into his presidency, he wins the award, and his only accomplishment thus far is ....... winning the award.
Here's what I think:
Obama wining the Nobel Peace Prize = International Affirmative Action
This is long, but too funny not to post. From a message I received:
John was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,'
and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing
went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells
and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,
which rooster was performing.
Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
by just listening to the bells.
John's favorite rooster, Hussein, was a very fine specimen,
but this morning he noticed Hussein's bell hadn't rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing
pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for
To John's amazement, Hussein had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of Hussein, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded Hussein the No Bell Piece
Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly Hussein was a politician in the making.
Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the
most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at
sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't
Vote carefully, the bells are not always audible.
Got this in an email...
Last edited by VAMarine; 11-28-2009 at 01:02 PM.
That's funny MLB.
"... awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well"
Can I nominate myself for the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize ?
What disgusts me almost as much as the nobel peace prize commitee awarding it to Obama; was that he admitted he did not deserve it and accepted it anyways. I really think he should have declined the award in favor of someone who actually deserved it.