My kind of Doctor

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      My kind of Doctor

      I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

      A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

      He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"

      "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."

      Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

      I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

      "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

      "No, I don't," I said.

      He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

      "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

      He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you give a shit?"

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      :P :P :P :P :P :P :-D

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      Exactly what I was thinking.

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