I'm Rich, Folks!

**Wandering Man** · 02-03-2009, 09:56 PM

Just got this email:

r Friend,

I am Barrister Bernard Ida Esq, solicitor and personal lawyer to late Mrs. Monica, a client of mine, who has a servicing firm affiliated with the Electric Authority here in Abidjan Cote D’Ivoire .

My client was awarded a contract worth US$18,000,000.00). Immediately this contract was signed, an initial amount of (US$10.000, 000.00) was paid to her as mobilization fee to kick off the contract. She duly completed this contract pending when her remaining balance of (US$8,000,000.00) will be paid to her. On the 18th April 2005, my client and her two kids were involved in a ghastly boat capsize at Gozac, Unfortunately all the occupants in the boat lost their lives.

Not too long after her untimely death, her outstanding balance of US$8,000,000.00 was approved and deposited in a Bank here in Cote d'Ivoire ; Right now the funds are still floating unclaimed in the suspense account of the offshore correspondence payment centre here.

I have reasoned very professionally and I feel it will be legally proper to present you as the next of kin of my deceased client so that you can be paid the remaining balance of his contract funds left in the Bank. Note that I am offering you this opportunity by contacting you to assist in repatriating the fund and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or unserviceable by the Bank where this huge deposit were lodged. The National Electric Authority issued me a notice as the Attorney to the deceased to provide the Next of Kin or have the Account
confiscated in a shot period of time since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over a year that I have been searching.

I seek your concept to present you as the Next of Kin or family member to Late Client since you are at an advantage so that the proceeds of this remaining balance of her contract funds valued at (US$8,000,000.00) will be paid to you. We shall both share the funds 60% for me while 40% for you
All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this project through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law after the transfer is done, and then you and l can share the fund.

If there is anything you do not understand please try to reach
Best personal regards,
Barrister Bernard Ida,

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All I have to do is give honest cooperation and lie about who my relatives are.

I wonder if I have to know any Arabic languages?

Who wants to split the money with me?

WM

**kev74** · 02-03-2009, 10:04 PM

That makes two of us! My check should be here any day.

**TOF** · 02-03-2009, 10:38 PM

WM,

I can see that you need some assistance with this matter and would be pleased to help in any way I can.

I think you should be prepared to send him oh, maybe $20,000 or so expense money to see this through.

If you would like me to take a run to Nigeria or Somalia to check this guy out I could be ready to go next Monday. The only problem is my funds are tied up for the next three months so if you would just provide an advance to cover immediate expenses I will take care of things for you.

We can discuss the sharing on my return.

**Wandering Man** · 02-04-2009, 08:02 AM

Originally Posted by TOF

WM,

I can see that you need some assistance with this matter and would be pleased to help in any way I can.

I think you should be prepared to send him oh, maybe $20,000 or so expense money to see this through.

If you would like me to take a run to Nigeria or Somalia to check this guy out I could be ready to go next Monday. The only problem is my funds are tied up for the next three months so if you would just provide an advance to cover immediate expenses I will take care of things for you.

We can discuss the sharing on my return.

WM

**Todd** · 02-04-2009, 08:14 AM

That's great news! I've somehow won the British lottery twice now without ever having entered! But now that I think about it, I've sent them a few thousand bucks for processing and my social security number and all I've gotten in return so far is nasty calls from my credit card company.

**James NM** · 02-04-2009, 02:17 PM

It sounds like a legitimate deal to me.

I think you guys are just jaded.

WM, congrats on your windfall. You sound like a very shrewd investor. Perhaps you would be willing to invest some $$$$ for me?

**tekhead1219** · 02-04-2009, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by Todd

That's great news! I've somehow won the British lottery twice now without ever having entered! But now that I think about it, I've sent them a few thousand bucks for processing and my social security number and all I've gotten in return so far is nasty calls from my credit card company.

You sent your money, credit card info, and social security number to the wrong place Todd. Send it to me and I'll make sure all the problems go away for you....Honest!

**Wandering Man** · 02-04-2009, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by James NM

It sounds like a legitimate deal to me.

I think you guys are just jaded.

WM, congrats on your windfall. You sound like a very shrewd investor. Perhaps you would be willing to invest some $$$$ for me?

Sure.

Send me some cash, and I'll invest it in Used Brass for you.

WM

**JeffWard** · 02-04-2009, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by Wandering Man

Sure.

Send me some cash, and I'll invest it in Used Brass for you.

WM

Now you can buy all the lead pipe you want WM... Your walls are finally safe...

.... Oh, you guys missed the post last week?

LOL

JW

**Wandering Man** · 02-04-2009, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by JeffWard

Now you can buy all the lead pipe you want WM... Your walls are finally safe...

.... Oh, you guys missed the post last week?

LOL

JW

Nah! That's a compulsion. Walls and pipes within will never be safe!

By the way, where do YOU live?

WM

**bruce333** · 02-23-2009, 06:56 PM

Haha! I'm getting mine via ATM card!

NOTIFICATION OF PAYMENT VIA ATM CARD

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your
contract file presently on my desk, and I found out that you
have

not received your payment due to your lack of co-operation
and not fulfilling the obligations giving to you in respect
to

your contract payment. Secondly, you are hereby advised to
stop dealing with some non-officials in the bank as this is
an

illegal act and will have to stop if you so wish to receive
your payment immediately. After the Board of directors'
meeting

held in Abuja , we have resolved in finding a solution to
your problem. We have arranged your payment through our ATM
CARD

PAYMENT CENTRE in Europe, America , Africa and Asia
Pacific; this is part of an instruction/mandate passed by
the Senate in

respect to overseas contract payment and debt
re-scheduling.

We will send you an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw
your money via ATM MACHINE in any part of the world, and the

maximum daily limit is Fift Thousand United States
Dollars($5,000.00) valued sum at Five Million United States
Dollars

{$5,000,000.00}.

If you desire to receive your fund this way, Kindly
re-confirm youвЂ™re
(1) Your Full Name
(2) Full residential address.
(3) Phone and Fax Number
(4) Present Country.
(5) Occupation.

You will find below my personal email address and contact
telephone number.

Name:.Arnode lerry
Email:
Phone contact:
We shall be expecting to receive your information as you
have to stop any further communication with anybody or
office.
Thanks for your co-operation.

BEST REGARDS,
Mr. Arnode lerry

**Brevard** · 02-23-2009, 08:40 PM

maximum daily limit is Fift Thousand United States
Dollars($5,000.00) valued sum at Five Million United States
Dollars

How much is Fift Thousand dollars? Oh wait it is $5,000.00. Being from America and my math not being very good I for some reason thought that was five thousand. But here is where my english must get bad you can take out Fift Thousand ($5,000.00) maxium daily and its value sum is $5,000,000.00? My 401K is at $3,000 does that mean that here my 401K is actually a valued sum at $3,000,000.00?

**Wandering Man** · 02-23-2009, 08:48 PM

Sounds OK to me.

What's the problem?

WM

**buck32** · 02-23-2009, 10:33 PM

It is from Mr. Lerry,

what could possibly be wrong????

**Almightyzappa** · 02-26-2009, 06:03 PM

This sounds like one heck of a deal! Why don't these guys ever find me? That's it. I'm getting on a plane to Nigeria to track them down myself.

**Todd** · 03-04-2009, 06:48 AM

I just got this one today. It's got to be real if the FBI is involved!

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C.
Call 206-202-0068
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001

Attn: Beneficiary,

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated
with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction
with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza,
Mr Frank Nweke, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Mr. Michell Brown From union bank kelvin
Young of HSBC, Ben of Fedex,Ibrahim Sule,Larry Christopher, Puppy Scammers are impostors claiming to
be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation. During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you
have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you
in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of
Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by cordinating your payment in
total USD$10.5million in an ATM CARD which you can use to withdraw money from any ATM MACHINE
CENTER anywhere in the world with a maximum of $10,000 United StatesDollars daily. You now have the
lawful right to claim your fund in an ATM CARD.Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this
transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect the American
Citizens. All I want you to do is to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to
proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $150 only and note that your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who
will process your transaction.
CONTACT INFORMATIONNAME:Kelvin Williams EMAIL:kw6292@googlemail.com
Do contact Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM CARD CENTRE with your details:
EMAIL ADDRESS: kw6292@googlemail.com

FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
TELL:
CELL:
CURRENT OCCUPATION:

BANK NAME:So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment informations which you'll
use in making payment of $150 via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the
procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your
designated home address without any further delay. Please if you know you cannot be able to afford the
$150 for the delivery of your ATM card via FedEx then do not bother to contact Mr. Kelvin Williams as we
are in the begining of new year and he should be busy with some other things. Payment Information

Western Union
Senders Name :
Recievers Name : Tonia Utomi
Address :Lagos/Nigeria
Amount:$150
Text Question : colour
Answer : Blue

Mtcn-We order you to get back to Mr. kelvin williams Only right away.FBI Director Robert S.Mueller III.
Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possesion of your ATM
CARD, you are hereby adviced only to be in contact with Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM CARD CENTRE
who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails
you get from impostors to Mr. Kelvin williams so we could act upon and commence investigation.
THIS IS FBI SECURITY ALERT EMAIL DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL FOR SECURITY REASON.GET
BACK TO
MR. KELVIN WILLIAMS ONLY.

**clanger** · 03-06-2009, 11:25 AM

Pffft...you guys are getting hosed.

Send them advances to me, I'll waive the processing fees, pay all postage and gaurantee 24 hour turn-around.

Cuz I got's freinds in looooow places....

**buck32** · 03-07-2009, 10:12 AM

Shoot, I'll do this the legal way. Send me a PM and I'll tell you where to send your donations for my enjoyment.

**Wandering Man** · 03-07-2009, 10:27 AM

I was just out in my front yard and was asked for gas money. The woman ran out of gas, just up the street.

This it the second time this week, and the third time this month that someone has run out of gas on my street.

Must be a black hole for gasoline somewhere.

WM

**gmaske** · 03-07-2009, 12:50 PM

Well!!.......I just won the European Lottery.....SO THERE!!

Funny thing is,,,, I don't remember entering it

**firefighterwall** · 03-07-2009, 07:38 PM

I totally won the Nigerian lottery too.

Still waiting on that payment. I sent my bank info three times..do you think their spam filter caught it?

**buck32** · 03-08-2009, 02:43 PM

What no takers????

Ok, I ran out of gas in front of your house and noticed you had won the Nigerian lottery, the European lottery and I found your name, SS#, address and blood type. I just don't have your signature. Could you please send it to me and I will take care of the rest for you..... muuuaaahhhhhaaaaa

**TheReaper** · 03-08-2009, 02:53 PM

Thanks for all the free money guys I've been mailing checks all day.

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