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    Quote Originally Posted by SuckLead View Post
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    An engagement ring is cheaper than a divorce...

    An original M1 is cheaper than an engagement ring...

    Screw marriage. Buy more guns.

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    A gun won't remind you to put on pants when company comes over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by submoa View Post
    A gun won't remind you to put on pants when company comes over.
    ...and I guess whether that is a pro or a con depends on the company.

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    Quote Originally Posted by submoa View Post
    A gun won't remind you to put on pants when company comes over.
    Not a problem. Being a woman, I'd be the one doing the reminding anyway. And knowing most of the guys I know, they'd just say, "I AM wearing pants! At least in my mind."

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    I dunno. My wife bought me a $2000 rifle for our last anniversary. I like being married.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Barham View Post
    Most women are attracted to powerful men, whether they'll admit it or not. They like men who are strong (could be physically, mentally, or both), men with wealth, men of rank or social status, men who can take care of themselves - and potentially a woman and perhaps children, too.

    Guns are about power, and imply a certain type of self-reliance. I can see how some women would find that attractive.
    Damn... Then why am I single!



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    Quote Originally Posted by submoa View Post
    www.handbagforum.net = lots of females
    www.handgunforum.net = lots of sausage
    It's... http://www.handbagforum.com/ and I can't believe there is actually a forum for it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by js View Post
    It's... http://www.handbagforum.com/ and I can't believe there is actually a forum for it...
    Well, I'm sure most of them can't believe this forum exists. Although I understand guns more than handbags (yeah, not the typical female, I also only have three pairs of shoes).

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuckLead View Post
    I also only have three pairs of shoes).
    Won't admitting that get your "Woman Card" revoked? I thought the minimum was 20 pairs?

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    Carla's daughter's "boyfriend" has more shoes than she does, keeps them in boxes in the top of his closet, and has them arranged by color. That and his "best friend" is a Event Planner...

    I suggested she find another boyfriend before he does first.


    "I believe a real man should own more gun than shoes."


    Chisel that on my tombstone please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Todd View Post
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    I also only have three pairs of shoes).
    Won't admitting that get your "Woman Card" revoked? I thought the minimum was 20 pairs?
    Nyaah... we like Sucklead as she is.

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    tsk, tsk, tsk. As men, we only have to know the 2 laws about what women want.

    1. Women have no obligation to tell men what they want.
    2. Women have the right to get pissed off when they don't get what they want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Todd View Post
    Won't admitting that get your "Woman Card" revoked? I thought the minimum was 20 pairs?
    Probably. I think women can smell a woman who has less than 10 pairs of shoes and no handbag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by submoa View Post
    A gun won't remind you to put on pants when company comes over.
    Yeah, but if you are carrying the gun, they wont care about the pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuckLead View Post
    Probably. I think women can smell a woman who has less than 10 pairs of shoes and no handbag.
    Yea, but guys can smell a man who has less than two guns. So when they smell you, I think they get confused.

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    I would go more with the psychological factors. Guns are powerful devices, and having the experience and skill to harness them puts the power of them in YOUR hands. Guns are, by the general population, viewed as dangerous or deviant because they're not familiar with them, other than the fact that they primarily exist to kill. Killing is a powerful act as it ends a life. So they have a fear of guns, yet fascination of anyone who possesses them and knows how to use them. It's the same with a crotch rocket, fast car, etc. Not everyone has experience with or access to things that are associated with power and/or speed. When you show that you can ride a bullet bike at 180mph, or speed shift your 400hp Cobra, you're harnessing the power behind it, so technically the power belongs to you. Someone not being able to launch and shift a fast, high HP car wouldn't be attractive. Likewise, even if you showed up with the baddest handgun there is, but couldn't hit a target at five yards to save your life, you're basically getting beaten by the more powerful object. When you can control the power something has, that power becomes YOUR power.

    It's even better when you take a girl with you and let her shoot. You're displaying your knowledge and skill with the guns not only by shooting them well, but you're instructing her on how to do the same, so in essence, you're giving her the power as well. Not sure if that makes sense, but generally speaking when you take a girl to do something that one might see as dangerous, her adrenaline is increasing because she's participating in something she perceives as risky, deviant, or exciting. Since you're demonstrating a skill and knowledge of something she's not familiar with (nor are many people), you are displaying a novel characteristic of yourself. Novel things can be defined as something different or outside the box that's not a common ground. Novelty evokes the dispersal of both norepinephrine and dopamine, which are two neurotransmitters that increase attraction. Adrenaline, simply put, increases testosterone levels, which lead to horniness. Also, when you're instructing a girl on how to properly hold a handgun, showing grip, stance, etc., you're probably touching her. Oxytocin (the female equivalent of vasopressin in men) is a chemical released due to touch, nipple/genital stimulation, and at the moment of orgasm. It's known to trigger romantic and passionate attachments, which is why orgasm is so important to a relationship...it triggers the release of oxytocin, which stimulates romantic feelings.

    So put them together...

    1. Risk, danger, excitement (because you're shooting something that was designed to kill)...triggers the release of adrenaline, which increase levels of testosterone, which feeds into the lust circuit.

    2. Different + interesting = novelty...triggers the release of dopamine and norepinephrine, which feeds into the romance circuit.

    3. Touching and close proximity...triggers the release of oxytocin, which also feeds into the romance circuit.

    Lastly, there is PEA (Phenylethalamine), which is evoked by one action: direct eye gazing. Always look at a girl in the eye and hold eye contact for a bit too long, but not to the point you creep her out. This extended eye contact triggers the release of PEA, which is thought to mediate "love at first sight," and feeds into the long-term attachment circuit. Also, it causes one's pupils to dilate. A sure way to tell that a girl is into you is her pupils dilate.

    The chemical army...use it to your advantage. Shooting guns brings out the danger and risk, novelty, and touching (touching for a specific reason, not just touching her to touch her). The same would happen if you took her for a ride in your fast car (if you have one), then letting her drive and showing her how to drive it properly.

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    And here I was, thinking that I wouldn't have to suffer thru another season of "The Pickup Artist" because my wife likes the show, but lo and behold the next season of.....


    "The Handgun Artist" A show dedicated to picking up chicks with guns, but not like how they do in L.A. Watch this
    Thursday when R. Lee Emery shows this 90lb. nerd how to double tap his way into a womans loving embrace, but
    will it last? Does he have enough barrel to keep the romance alive? Thursday at 9.
    Now all I need is the appropriate commercial to follow it, probably a "Male Enhancement" ad or something. What do you think, will it fly?

    Zhur


    (no real TV shows were harmed during the presentation of the prior sarcasm and humor, use as directed.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by zhurdan View Post
    And here I was, thinking that I wouldn't have to suffer thru another season of "The Pickup Artist" because my wife likes the show, but lo and behold the next season of.....


    "The Handgun Artist" A show dedicated to picking up chicks with guns, but not like how they do in L.A. Watch this
    Thursday when R. Lee Emery shows this 90lb. nerd how to double tap his way into a womans loving embrace, but
    will it last? Does he have enough barrel to keep the romance alive? Thursday at 9.
    Now all I need is the appropriate commercial to follow it, probably a "Male Enhancement" ad or something. What do you think, will it fly?

    Zhur


    (no real TV shows were harmed during the presentation of the prior sarcasm and humor, use as directed.)
    If all he has to do is double tap, he must be pretty good. I would imagine he has a fairly good sized barrel, possibly a 10-gauge in 18" tactical. I don't think I could double tap anything with my 3" .45.

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    That's about enough with the phallic references. Started as an interesting thread, but I think it's devolved enough to close.
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