bear hunting joke.

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      bear hunting joke.

      A great hunter named Fred decided to go up to Alaska to try to do some bear hunting.

      Now fread had his site all set up and he see's a small brown bear and then shoots it. After he shoots it he feels a tap on his shoulder and there's a big black bear standing there and it says, "Fred, that was my cousin you just shot, and the way i see it you've got two choices, either i maul you to death, or you let me have my way with you" now Fred, valueing his life decides to let the bear have his way with him.

      A week later(and still a bit sore) Fred vows revenge on that black bear and goes back to Alaska sets up his stand and sure enough he finds the black bear and shoots it. In the mists of Fred's celebration a huge grizzly walks up and taps fred on the shoulder and says "Fred that was my cousin, and the way i see it you've got two choices, either I maul you to death, or you let me have my way with you" and again, valuing his life Fred decides to let the bear have his way with him.

      Now a month later(and still quite sore) Fred vows revenge on this grizzly bear, so he sets himself up and sure enough he finds the grizzly bear and as soon as he finishes getting his shot off he turns around and see's a HUGE polar bear standing there, the polar bear looks at him and says "Admit it Fred, you don't come here for the hunting"


      A bit long, but i still thought it was great.

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      OH so bad

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      I've heard a thousand veriants of that joke! an oldie but a goodie!

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