Hillary was very distraught at the fact that Bill did not show any
interest or want sex with her anymore. She was afraid she might have
something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical
expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex
therapist, Dr. Chang.
So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr.
Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.’ Hillary did as she was
told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside
Again, Hillary did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said
'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did.
Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad.
You haf Ed Zachary diease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not
haf sex will Bill anymore.'
Worried, Hillary asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr. Chang, what is Ed
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when
your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'
And painfully true.
funny, but i REALLY did not need that mental image of said psoterior in my mind thank you.