Blonde Joke Of The Day
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming "I've won a motorhome"!
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch".
But the blonde keeps on screaming "I've won a motorhome"!
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we don't have that as a prize".
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake! I"ve won a motorhome".
She hands the sticker to the manager and he reads...
"WIN A BAGEL"