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  1. 04-09-2008, 04:53 PM #1
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    HA!!!!!

    “The Clintons just released their tax returns to the public... It turns out that over the past eight years, they’ve donated over $10 million to charity. When they asked Bill Clinton why he gave so much money to charity, he said, ‘She’s a really good dancer’.” —Conan O’Brien
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  3. 04-09-2008, 04:55 PM #2
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    You left out the word "LAP"
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    Bill Clinton said "I did not have a lap dance with that woman, Charity Lewinsky".
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    NICE!!
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    Bill Clinton Moved to his new neighborhood and decided to go for a jog. As he rounded one of the corners he saw a prostitute at the end of the block. As he ran closer she called to him "hey honey, only $50". Bill called back "$10 and its a deal"
    "no Deal"
    This became a ritual on his run, repeated daily.
    One day, Hilary decided to run with Bill. Bill could not very well turn her down, for he would have to admit to flirting with the prostitute, but he worried what she would say today. The Closer Bill and Hilary got to the corner, the more he worried. Finally, the momnet was upon him, and he and his wife tuned the corner. Sure enough, there was the prostitue. She looked at Bill.
    She Looked at Hillary.
    She opened her mouth........
    "See what you get for $10 sugar?"
    This thread will now be retuurned to its regularly scheduled program (thanks for the opportunity to have made you laugh...I hope)
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    and Bill is worried about his "Legacy"............................
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