Also answers the following questions:
What is a Mall Ninja?
How do I spot a Mall Ninja?
Man, you gotta love the internet!
Well, I WAS going to lunch.. now I have to clean up my work area. I wonder if stomach acid will come out of the carpet?
Good God man! Why? Why do that to us?
Given the choices, I vote for the postage stamp of the young Lara Croft.
Oh, I thought this was a poll.
I just showered now I have to go back to was the vomit off.
You my friend are a SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK person and should seek help, IMMEDIATELY. Cause that was just a .....