While this is a forum devoted primarily to the exercise of the 2nd Amendment, there's another that precedes it. I will say as a physician, I didn't laugh at the original post and easily identify with OJ's frustration with the use of medical (lies, damn lies and) statistics in the public press. But, when it comes to sarcasm and what are viewed by some as impolitic comments, I live in a glass house.
National Practioner Data Bank
Also, check out your docs here: Docfinder, and here: Federation of State Medical Boards. Registration with the FSMB is effectively mandatory in the USA.
I pass gas for a living - unless you're with an HMO...
HMO approved general anesthetic: