Can Do/ Can't Do

Saw this on another forum, thought it might be interesting. Put as many or as few as you'd like.

Can: Do Calculus
Can't: Do my taxes

Can: Play the guitar
Can't: Play Guitar Hero

Can: Roof a wrist-shot nine times out of 10.
Can't: Make two out of 10 free-throws.

Can: Do grammar flawlessly.
Can't: Spell.

Can: Imagine myself owning a tricked out, full custom 1911.
Can't: Afford one

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Spartan

Can: Do Calculus
Can't: Do my taxes

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... Ain't that the truth!

But why not?
The current federal tax code is ONLY a simple 65,000+ pages long.

It takes a lot of pages of loop-holes for your typical garden variety Senator or Congressman to take care of his campaign funders ya know.

(see the signature) :smt1099

Can: look at other women
Can't: touch- unless I want Bobittized