Originally Posted by fivehourfrenzy

Yes. I don't understand it at all. What does "Steve" mean? And what's a 1911? Is it a gun or something?

If you want to achieve true understanding, Grasshopper, just put on this tinfoil hat and read everything backwards.

Mine was the best pet a person could ever have.

My real name is Turd Ferguson.

I'm guessing the video games of choice around here are the "first-person shooters".

Initials of my business and last 4 didgits of phone number.

No, I'm not terribly interested in baseball (aside from coaching little ones). Just initials.

I didn't put too much creative effort into the first board I signed onto years ago, and have just used the same on them all.

First name is Drew. "D" Last name is long and odd but the first three letters are "SIG". Neighbors call me DSig. Forgot why I added the 1.

Originally Posted by Steve M1911A1

If you want to achieve true understanding, Grasshopper, just put on this tinfoil hat and read everything backwards.

I'll need that hat.

Maximo is one of my sons favorite video games and is also the name of one of my favorite Partagas cigars. It is a common name on forums so I go by something else everywhere else.

Mine is one of the few polite names I am called.

Originally Posted by fivehourfrenzy

Mine...well, it refers to marathon intimacy.

Fivehour! Pretty impressive! No offence, but please put a shirt on, and post another picture of yourself, or even better post a picture of your girl friend!

GTD (Go The Distance) started as my geocaching name. If your wondering what geocaching is, visit the web site http://www.geocaching.com/ it’s a lot of fun if you like spending time outdoors, if you have children even better.

My name is encrypted... sorta. If you look at it hard you will see my real name.

Originally Posted by GTD

Fivehour! Pretty impressive! No offence, but please put a shirt on, and post another picture of yourself, or even better post a picture of your girl friend!

Who said it had to be with a girlfriend? Um, I'll get pictures up of the girls I'm seeing sometime in the near future. And no, I will not put a shirt on. They make me self-conscious.

Well, I'm from Missouri and I'm kind of stubborn... so there you go.

Originally Posted by tnoisaw

My name is encrypted... sorta. If you look at it hard you will see my real name.

"No Waist"?

Originally Posted by niadhf

Which time? I personally like the Last scene when he gets pulled over, but it does get used a lot. Whatever happend to "Clyde?"

The time when his fist actually connected with something.

Not sure what ever became of Clyde. I'm sure by now he is blowing rasberries up in heaven. Anyone know the average lifespan of an Orangutan?

Originally Posted by RightTurnClyde

The time when his fist actually connected with something.

Not sure what ever became of Clyde. I'm sure by now he is blowing rasberries up in heaven. Anyone know the average lifespan of an Orangutan?

WTF??? I always thought it said "RightTurnCycle."

Originally Posted by RightTurnClyde

Anyone know the average lifespan of an Orangutan?

30-45 years in the wild, 50 years in captivity. So he still may be alive and kicking depending on how old he was when the movie was made.

Originally Posted by fivehourfrenzy

Who said it had to be with a girlfriend? Um, I'll get pictures up of the girls I'm seeing sometime in the near future. And no, I will not put a shirt on. They make me self-conscious.

I am just glad Firefox has an ad blocker, which can also be used to block pictures so they don't show up. Seeing some dude without a shirt flexing in front for a camera isn't something I want to see if I don't have to.

Originally Posted by Todd

So he still may be alive and kicking depending on how old he was when the movie was made.

They just ran an article about Clyde in the Inquirer. He got divorced, wife took the Malibu beach house and most of his " Any Which Way" money. Wrapped his Viper around a tree in Bel Air and went into re-hab. Found the lord and will soon be preaching on TBN.

Originally Posted by Steve M1911A1

"No Waist"?

Good! Very Good

Originally Posted by Steve M1911A1

"No Waist"?

ha, ha, ha

The first letter is the first letter of my first name and the second letter is the last letter of my last name and the last letter is the first letter of my last name.

Originally Posted by Wyatt

They just ran an article about Clyde in the Inquirer. He got divorced, wife took the Malibu beach house and most of his " Any Which Way" money. Wrapped his Viper around a tree in Bel Air and went into re-hab. Found the lord and will soon be preaching on TBN.

Aw man... It's always a shame to see an ape who had it all hit bottom like that. I guess the fame and the money just goes to some primates' heads and they lose control.

Mine is feom the fact that I work at the Mercedes plant here in Tuscaloosa Alabama. I build Benz, therefore I am Benzbuilder!

Hmmmm... I guess being sort of a 'reformed Buddhist'/ sometime dojo (ninjutsu/other) refugee, I long-ago began using 'llamastery' for email. Looking for a handle for another site, I shortened it and now use it on others also.

Mine's not very original but here it is.

when I was trying to make a new e-mail address everything kept getting shot down so due to my frustration I became madman4049. the numbers are the first jet I ever worked on.