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    Drink Up!

    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s--- .

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

    Cheers!

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    You have a twisted mind

    Water! I never touched the stuff for the first half of my adult life!
    And what do you think I got in return......
    KIDNEY STONES!
    You don't want to go there! TRUST ME!!!
    The only good that came out of that was I found out that I REALLY like morphine........Besides.....I'm a plumber and your $hit's my bread and butter

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    Quote Originally Posted by gmaske View Post
    You have a twisted mind

    Water! I never touched the stuff for the first half of my adult life!
    And what do you think I got in return......
    KIDNEY STONES!
    You don't want to go there! TRUST ME!!!
    The only good that came out of that was I found out that I REALLY like morphine........Besides.....I'm a plumber and your $hit's my bread and butter
    I understand that. I recently got out of plumbing after twelve years of playing in other peoples poo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gmaske View Post
    You have a twisted mind

    Water! I never touched the stuff for the first half of my adult life!
    And what do you think I got in return......
    KIDNEY STONES!
    You don't want to go there! TRUST ME!!!
    The only good that came out of that was I found out that I REALLY like morphine........Besides.....I'm a plumber and your $hit's my bread and butter
    I've been through all of that. Drink cranberry juice. Why don't I drink water....fish f**k in it. For what it's worth, the last glass of milk I drank was almost 62 years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gmaske View Post
    You have a twisted mind
    +1
    and its great to see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NAS T MAG View Post
    fish f**k in it.
    Yeah well I f**k in cranberry juice, millk, wine, beer, and occasionally some melted Crisco.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fivehourfrenzy View Post
    Yeah well I f**k in cranberry juice, millk, wine, beer, and occasionally some melted Crisco.
    TMI dude way TMI

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    Quote Originally Posted by fivehourfrenzy View Post
    Yeah well I f**k in cranberry juice, millk, wine, beer, and occasionally some melted Crisco.
    I can see it.

    Thanks for the mental image.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuckLead View Post
    I can see it.

    Thanks for the mental image.


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