My theory is Tony and his brother got drunk, for some reason had snorkeling gear, they ran out back, Tony stripped down, geared up, and dove in. Now the picture has surfaced and Tony is trying to head off the possible situation by posting it and claiming it's not him before his brother can say it's him.
I just hope he's recovering from the frostbite to his "boys".
Well, there is one way to intentify me with this particular angle. I have a scar on my left check where the orthopedic surgeon shoved a Russell Taylor rod up my you know what to secure a shattered femur. Luckily, not the out going only part of my rear end.