Oh. My. God. Mall ninjas the world over must genuflect before The One True Master.
If this is a serious article, though, this guy has some major mental health issues. The Air Training Corps appears to be the British equivalent of the Civil Air Patrol, which, while certainly a worthy organization, isn't exactly the stuff of Green Beret legend. And as far as "survival training," it looks like he needs a few weeks of starvation in the woods. That might help with the manboobs and the pants that are so tight he can't zip them.