A gynocologist had just returned from lunch, and his next appointment walked through the door. It was the sexiest blonde he had ever laid eyes on. After taking her back to the examination room, he instructed his secretary to go home for the day, then locked the door and closed the blinds behind her. He returned to the exam room to find the blonde completely naked on the table. All his professionalism went out the door. He first began to massage her breasts, and a minute later asked, "Do you know what I'm doing?" The blonde replied, "Yes, you're checking me for any breast lumps that might be malignant." "That's right," the doctor replied, then began to massage the inside of her thighs and again asked the blonde, "Do you know what I'm doing?" She nodded and said, "Yes, you're feeling for abrasions that might need some ointment." The doctor replied, "That's right," and a moment later, could not resist the urge. He yanked down his pants, lept onto the table, and begin to have sex with her. Several minutes later, he remembered he was in fact a doctor and asked, "Now do you know what I'm doing?" The blonde replied, "Yes, you're getting herpes, because that's why I came here in the first place."