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    Atlanta Airport (joke)

    My dad sent this to me, thought you'd all get a kick out of it.

    Atlanta Airport

    You got ta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.
    Some o f you will enjoy this more than others... Southerners can be so
    polite!

    Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land
    eastbound on runway 9R

    Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
    infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

    Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on
    runway 9R."

    Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
    runway 9R. - Allah is Great."

    Pause...

    Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

    Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

    Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING
    IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS,
    PLEASE."

    Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be
    careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "

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    I love it when a plan comes together.


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    It would work for me.

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    Good'n!!!

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