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      Atlanta Airport (joke)

      My dad sent this to me, thought you'd all get a kick out of it.

      Atlanta Airport

      You got ta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.
      Some o f you will enjoy this more than others... Southerners can be so
      polite!

      Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land
      eastbound on runway 9R

      Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
      infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

      Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on
      runway 9R."

      Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
      runway 9R. - Allah is Great."

      Pause...

      Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

      Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

      Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING
      IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS,
      PLEASE."

      Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be
      careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "

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