This is a true story. A gorgeous blonde was driving entirely too fast on the interstate. A state trooper got behind her, lit his flashers up, and pulled her over. As he was approaching her car with a citation booklet, she leaned out her window and said, "Hey! Are you giving me an invitation to the Kentucky State Police ball?" He replied, "Ma'am, Kentucky State Police don't have balls." The woman smirked, and after realizing what he had just said, the officer turned around, returned to his cruiser, and drove off.