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    Did I say something?

    I didn't mean to shut this down. Just hoped it would be a bit cleaner.

    Someone please tell us a funny.

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    A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.

    Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind
    blowing through what little hair he had left.

    "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.

    Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

    He floored it to 110 mph...then 120... then 130. Suddenly he thought,
    "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the
    trooper's arrival.

    Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at
    his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday
    If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before,
    I'll let you go."

    The old gentleman paused, then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

    "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tnoisaw View Post
    I didn't mean to shut this down. Just hoped it would be a bit cleaner.

    Someone please tell us a funny.
    Well I have been afraid to say anything for several day's for fear of irritating you.

    How deep is the snow up there. We just got dumped on to the tune of 24 inches of the stuff.


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    ROTFLMAO!!

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    I'm with "Baldy" LLMAO

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    This is a true story. Somewhere in the US, a man ran a red light and was caught on one of those intersection cameras (I'm glad we don't have those around here). An officer mailed him his citation. The man took a picture of the proper amount of cash and mailed it back to the courthouse. The officer responded by mailing back a picture of handcuffs. The man promptly went to the courthouse and paid the fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TOF View Post
    Well I have been afraid to say anything for several day's for fear of irritating you.

    How deep is the snow up there. We just got dumped on to the tune of 24 inches of the stuff.

    We've had snow after snow lately. This year started out slow but has picked up a lot.

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    Lol, I wonder if any guy is actually that stupid to say that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silly View Post
    LOL

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    The funniest jokes I've ever heard in my life were clean ones....lots of dirty ones are just dirty......the trooper joke is old and I laugh more everytime I read it...I've been married longer everytime I read it...wonder if there's a connection.........

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    nother cop joke

    A State Trooper spends an uneventful day running radar on a strip of highway that is usually full of speeding drivers. Towards the end of his shift he gets a live one, a young guy in a 2 seat sports car. He approaches the driver and says "boy, I've been waiting for you all day". So the guys say "well officer, I got here as quick as I could". Through tears of laughter the officer tells the guy to slow down and move along.

    and another, I hope this isn't too blue for you tnoisaw,

    Two ladies (long time friends) take a bike ride together several evenings every week. One fall evening the sun starts to set before they realize how late it has gotten. One of the ladies remembers an old road that is a shortcut back home so they decide to take this old road home. One comments to the other "I've never come this way before", her friend responds "Me neither, I think it's the cobblestones"


    Watch out folks, there's more where that came from.

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    Quote Originally Posted by themayer78 View Post
    A State Trooper spends an uneventful day running radar on a strip of highway that is usually full of speeding drivers. Towards the end of his shift he gets a live one, a young guy in a 2 seat sports car. He approaches the driver and says "boy, I've been waiting for you all day". So the guys say "well officer, I got here as quick as I could". Through tears of laughter the officer tells the guy to slow down and move along.

    and another, I hope this isn't too blue for you tnoisaw,

    Two ladies (long time friends) take a bike ride together several evenings every week. One fall evening the sun starts to set before they realize how late it has gotten. One of the ladies remembers an old road that is a shortcut back home so they decide to take this old road home. One comments to the other "I've never come this way before", her friend responds "Me neither, I think it's the cobblestones"


    Watch out folks, there's more where that came from.

    Ben

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