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    Don't underestimate good ol' mom!

    Brian invited his mother over for Thanksgiving dinner. During the
    course of the
    meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's
    roommate,
    Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship
    between
    Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
    started to
    wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

    Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be
    thinking,
    but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates."

    About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
    mother came
    to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
    You don't suppose
    she took it, do you?"

    Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
    sure. So he sat down
    and wrote:

    __________________________________________________ ____________________

    Dear Mom,

    I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
    not saying that
    you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has
    been missing ever
    since you were here for dinner.

    Love, Brian
    __________________________________________________ ____________________

    Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
    read:

    __________________________________________________ ____________________

    Dear Son,

    I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that
    you "do not" sleep
    with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her
    own bed, she would
    have found the gravy ladle by now.

    Love, Mom

    LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

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    Mom

    I don't know this 'mom' : yummy for brains
    Thanks for the grin

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    Talking

    Now that's funny.ROTFLMAO!

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    THAT IS HILARIOUS! A quick story about not underestimating the power of dear old mom!

    Ever since I knew what a motorcycle was I dreamed of owning one. I was allowed to have dirt bikes and 4 wheelers growing up, but a motorcycle was off limits for several reasons. Well my freshman year in college I decided I was going to buy one, and rent a self storage unit to keep it in. Well about 2 years go by, and I think nothing of it.

    When I filled out the paperwork for the storage unit I listed my home address and home telephone number on the application. I also expressed to the kind lady at the front desk that if any climate controlled units were to open up to please notify me, and I would like to move the bike into one of the newer units.

    I happen to come home for Thanksgiving break, and while I'm home doesn't the self storage lady call and leave a message on my home voicemail stating, "Hello Stephen this is ________ from the storage facility, I just wanted to let you know that the climate controlled unit is available whenever you are ready." Now my mom listens to the voicemail and calls the lady saying you must have the wrong number, thinking my dirtbag uncle who always puts things in my name (long story) had used my name again. The lady replies, "Oh no...I'm positive it's him. He's such a kind young man, drives a Nissan Maxima and he attends the college right down the street." My mom didn't say a word until Thanksgiving dinner. With 35 people gathered in the dining room for a huge dinner my mom asks in an ever so soft voice, "So Steve, when can I go for a ride on your motorcycle?" I had a mouthfull of food, and my face was white as a ghost. Needless to say my ENTIRE family knew about it and burst out laughing.

    Within (2) weeks my dad listed the bike on ebay and it was sold. I still laugh thinking about that moment, but it wasn't so funny that night!

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    Can't hide nothing from MOM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky7 View Post
    THAT IS HILARIOUS! A quick story about not underestimating the power of dear old mom!

    Ever since I knew what a motorcycle was I dreamed of owning one. I was allowed to have dirt bikes and 4 wheelers growing up, but a motorcycle was off limits for several reasons. Well my freshman year in college I decided I was going to buy one, and rent a self storage unit to keep it in. Well about 2 years go by, and I think nothing of it.

    When I filled out the paperwork for the storage unit I listed my home address and home telephone number on the application. I also expressed to the kind lady at the front desk that if any climate controlled units were to open up to please notify me, and I would like to move the bike into one of the newer units.

    I happen to come home for Thanksgiving break, and while I'm home doesn't the self storage lady call and leave a message on my home voicemail stating, "Hello Stephen this is ________ from the storage facility, I just wanted to let you know that the climate controlled unit is available whenever you are ready." Now my mom listens to the voicemail and calls the lady saying you must have the wrong number, thinking my dirtbag uncle who always puts things in my name (long story) had used my name again. The lady replies, "Oh no...I'm positive it's him. He's such a kind young man, drives a Nissan Maxima and he attends the college right down the street." My mom didn't say a word until Thanksgiving dinner. With 35 people gathered in the dining room for a huge dinner my mom asks in an ever so soft voice, "So Steve, when can I go for a ride on your motorcycle?" I had a mouthfull of food, and my face was white as a ghost. Needless to say my ENTIRE family knew about it and burst out laughing.

    Within (2) weeks my dad listed the bike on ebay and it was sold. I still laugh thinking about that moment, but it wasn't so funny that night!
    That's funny!

    My mom knew I was living with a women when she lived four thousand miles away (me in Anchorage, AK-she in Tucson, AZ) even though my girl friends parents didn't know and they lived about four miles away.

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