Thread: Ugly gun ~ Beautiful gun? Who's to say...?

Originally Posted by Mike Barham

That's crunchenticker, but it applies to DA/SA pistols, not Glocks. I stole the word from Colonel Cooper, by the way. It's because on one of those pistols, the first shot goes cruuuuuuuuuuuuunch, then the gun reverts to SA and goes tick, tick, tick for subsequent shots. I hate that.

Glocks, XDs, P7s, and other more modern designs have consistent triggers, which I much prefer to crunchentickers.

I do agree that Glock is probably the ugliest modern pistol. But hey, we mainly carry them concealed. If I want pretty I can look at my wife.

Right on there! I married way, way up. I'm like that well worn Glock and my wife is like that new shinny Wilson 1911.

Originally Posted by Lowdrift

~ what cha gonna do ? hit me with your man purse ... ?

Todd carries a purse...?

Originally Posted by Lowdrift

~ what cha gonna do ? hit me with your man purse ... ?

Yup!

Originally Posted by js

Todd carries a purse...?

Here's my "purse" and what I carry in it. OK, the AR doesn't fit and the mags don't come with me, but everything else can.

Comes in handy with two munchkins usually in tow.

Originally Posted by js

Todd carries a purse...?

He who carries a man bag is a real man and ain't afraid to show it. Todd what heals did you wear with that onsombo?

Originally Posted by js

Todd carries a purse...?

~ Now being offered @ HGF.


The class: Forum discussion techniques

The instructor: Professor JS

The subject: Subtle Pot~stirring 101

Originally Posted by Todd

Yup! Here's my "purse" and what I carry in it.

~ well, now that I think about it ... gettin' hit with a fair~sized canvas bag full of metal, up side the knoggin would probably not be a good thing.

I will stand down now, so that you may continue you your patrol Mr. Mall Ninja.

He is packing Altoids breath mints... It is a requirement to have flesh minty breath when encountering a bad guy.

Originally Posted by spacedoggy

He who carries a man bag is a real man and ain't afraid to show it. Todd what heals did you wear with that onsombo?

No heels for me. I'm 6'5" already. I stick with flats.

Originally Posted by Lowdrift

~ well, now that I think about it ... gettin' hit with a fair~sized canvas bag full of metal, up side the knoggin would probably not be a good thing.

I will stand down now, so that you may continue you your patrol Mr. Mall Ninja.

You're getting smarter in your old age. That bag is heavy, especially with a full 32 oz water bottle. I will now resume my patrol.

Originally Posted by js

He is packing Altoids breath mints... It is a requirement to have flesh minty breath when encountering a bad guy.

Damn straight!

Originally Posted by Lowdrift

~ Now being offered @ HGF.


The class: Forum discussion techniques

The instructor: Professor JS

The subject: Subtle Pot~stirring 101

Also being offered:

• How to start a pissing contest 101. Instructor: Lowdrift.
• How to tell people off 101 in subtle (and not so subtle) ways. Instructor:TOF
• Advanced Pot Stirring 301 (prerequisite Pot Stirring 101). Instructors: Todd, Lowdrift, and TOF.
• How to start the 9mm vs. .45 debate for the 1 millionth time 101: Instructors: Half the new members
• How to ask "Which gun should I buy?" 101. Instructors: The other half of the new members.
• How to build a kick-ass AR while working at McDonald's 101. Instructor: None. You sit in class until you realize it's an impossibility.
• How to start a thread, get challenged by the other members for what you said, and not have the guts to stand up for yourself or back what you said 101. Instructor: Surprise rotating guest instructors.
• How to close a thread 101 (for mods only). Instructors :js and Mike Barham

Hurry! Class space is limited. Only $19.95 per class. All proceeds go to HandGunForum.net and RifleForum.net

Originally Posted by Todd

You're getting smarter in your old age.

LAUGH IT UP there, Chuckles.

Father Time plays no favorites & has no friends ... and he's after you too my friend and you'll never even see him coming.

Originally Posted by Todd

Also being offered:

• How to start a pissing contest 101. Instructor: Lowdrift.
• How to tell people off 101 in subtle (and not so subtle) ways. Instructor:TOF
• Advanced Pot Stirring 301 (prerequisite Pot Stirring 101). Instructors: Todd, Lowdrift, and TOF.
• How to start the 9mm vs. .45 debate for the 1 millionth time 101: Instructors: Half the new members
• How to ask "Which gun should I buy?" 101. Instructors: The other half of the new members.
• How to build a kick-ass AR while working at McDonald's 101. Instructor: None. You sit in class until you realize it's an impossibility.
• How to start a thread, get challenged by the other members for what you said, and not have the guts to stand up for yourself or back what you said 101. Instructor: Surprise rotating guest instructors.
• How to close a thread 101 (for mods only). Instructors :js and Mike Barham

Hurry! Class space is limited. Only $19.95 per class. All proceeds go to HandGunForum.net and RifleForum.net

I like everything except that last line ... my services are not free. I am however very flexible on my fee's and I will axxept the following but not limited to:
* Hoyo's
* Upmanns
* Sam Adams
* Morgans Reserve

Originally Posted by Lowdrift

I like everything except that last line ... my services are not free. I am however very flexible on my fee's and I will axxept the following but not limited to:
* Hoyo's
* Upmanns
* Sam Adams
* Morgans Reserve

All the free ball bustin' this forum lets you participate in and you can't teach a class for free.

Originally Posted by spacedoggy

He who carries a man bag is a real man and ain't afraid to show it. Todd what heals did you wear with that onsombo?

Originally Posted by Lowdrift

... I am however very flexible on my fee's and I will axxept the following but not limited to:
...

Maybe a course titled "More Effective Pot Stirring", Instructor: The Spellchecker

Well Todd, it looks like you kept things under control in my absence, thanks. Good job.

Now, got Elk and am loaded for bear. Which way did they go?

Originally Posted by TOF

Well Todd, it looks like you kept things under control in my absence, thanks. Good job.

I do what I can. Had to smack around that Lowlife, ummm, I mean Lowdrift character a bit, but it wasn't much trouble.