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      Some people are just downright clever.

      I read this interesting comment about Nancy Pelosi:

      @Pelosi: Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol of Pelosium is PU. Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
      Whoever came up with that, my hat's off to you. Congratulations you've made my day!
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      I have to agree I got a lot of giggles out of it as I was reading it.

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      I wonder what they will find with Maxine Waters now that will be scary
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      My only complaint is with the element symbol; Pu is unlikely. The 'u' derives from the 'um' syllable, which indicates 'metal'. Pelosi is a base.

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      Quote Originally Posted by tony pasley View Post
      I wonder what they will find with Maxine Waters now that will be scary
      Maybe "Heavy water"?

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