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Mike Barham
05-05-2008, 05:58 PM
I've been back at Galco for a week now, and Bill King (Old Padawan) has somehow managed to convince me that shooting can be fun, despite my better judgment. :mrgreen:

While we are hesitant to step into an arena that has become the sole province of our great good friend milquetoast, we would like to have a zombie-shooting contest to coincide with the Mexican holiday of Day of the Dead - Dia de los Muertos in Spanish. Since Day of the Dead doesn't roll around until November 1st, we have plenty of time to prepare (and to step on milquetoast's toes).

The course of fire - El Zombidente - requires three zombie targets, obtainable through www.zombietargets.net.

As we all know, zombies require head shots to be officially and permanently consigned to the afterlife. As we further know, the farther you are from a zombie, the safer you are, since they have to be at touching distance to eat your braaaaaaaaiiiinnnnssss.

The contest itself is pretty simple. Using your favorite centerfire handgun - rimfires lack sufficient penetration to ventilate tough zombie skulls - you must make three head shots with three consecutive rounds on three separate zombies. Sounds easy, right? But the winner will be the shooter who pulls off three-for-three zombie head shots at the greatest distance from standing unsupported. Hits have to be in the "brain box" scoring ring of the zombie targets

El Zombidente is normally shot in the fashion of El Presidente, with three targets arranged side-by-side. But if your range only allows one target at a time, never fear. Just roll out one target, take your shot, reel it back in and roll out the next to the same distance. You still only get three shots at three flesh-eating craniums.

Seven yards? Ten? Twenty-five? Fifty? With all the rust from Afghanistan, I'm currently only good for maybe a five yard head shot, but I should have the rust scraped off by November.

As a fun side match, not to count for score, run the same course of fire with a rifle and a shotgun. With rifles, the head shot rule applies, but with shotguns, any hit above the shoulders counts. :mrgreen:

So order your targets, start practicing your trigger press, and be ready for Dia de los Muertos and El Zombidente. Results must be in by November 28th, since we all know the zombies must be extinguished 28 days later.

There will be a prize for the top zombie slayer, and another prize for the best zombie-killing picture (as judged by Bill and me). So have your camera ready, along with your targets for Dia de los Muertos!

Old Padawan
05-05-2008, 06:02 PM
I AM SO GOING TO WIN THE BEST PHOTO... :anim_lol:

gmaske
05-05-2008, 09:16 PM
Hmmmmmmmm.....This could be fun and there is plenty of time to gear up for it!
:smt068Ain't never kilt no Zombies afor!:gib:

milquetoast
05-05-2008, 09:37 PM
True story, I swear.

Many moons ago I set up a fun shoot for my buddies out in the desert. "Jungle run" kind of thing: targets set up along a dry wash, concealed behind bushes and tight turns; walk along the dry wash and engage targets as encountered.

It was late October, so I used a Halloween theme. Went to a party store and got full-size party decorations of Frankenstein, Dracula, mummies, zombies, etc. Everybody did just fine, including head shots on the zombies, but only one person used the proper technique on Dracula. Remember, bullets can't kill Dracula, not even head shots. Out of all the shooters, only one noticed the 5-foot long 2x2 sharpened stake I had placed nearby. He holstered, grabbed the stake, and drove it through Dracula's heart. Bullseye! Now that's situational awareness.

niadhf
05-05-2008, 10:56 PM
True story, I swear.

Many moons ago I set up a fun shoot for my buddies out in the desert. "Jungle run" kind of thing: targets set up along a dry wash, concealed behind bushes and tight turns; walk along the dry wash and engage targets as encountered.

It was late October, so I used a Halloween theme. Went to a party store and got full-size party decorations of Frankenstein, Dracula, mummies, zombies, etc. Everybody did just fine, including head shots on the zombies, but only one person used the proper technique on Dracula. Remember, bullets can't kill Dracula, not even head shots. Out of all the shooters, only one noticed the 5-foot long 2x2 sharpened stake I had placed nearby. He holstered, grabbed the stake, and drove it through Dracula's heart. Bullseye! Now that's situational awareness.

milquetoast,
I like your sense of...humor. but i have to question, have you been found mentally competent lately.:mrgreen:

sounds like fun, you moving east soon.

Mike. idk, 7 yards, maybe. How about LOOOOOOOOng range rifle. (250ish) with a BIG SLOOOOOOOOWWW round lol(and no i can't do it, just dreaming.):smt033

Todd
05-06-2008, 02:37 PM
I'm either dreaming or in a parallel universe. Mike is trying to set up a Zombie shoot?!?!

Mike Barham
05-06-2008, 03:19 PM
I'm either dreaming or in a parallel universe. Mike is trying to set up a Zombie shoot?!?!

Bill predicted someone would say exactly that!

I figured this would be a good way to ease into this "fun" you all speak of. I'm still not buying a Ruger Charger, however. :mrgreen:

Old Padawan
05-06-2008, 03:20 PM
I'm either dreaming or in a parallel universe. Mike is trying to set up a Zombie shoot?!?!

BE KIND. HE IS TRYING TO BE MORE LIKE THE WILLOW AND LESS OF THE OAK. HE IS TRYING TO ACCEPT THE WHOLE “FUN” PRINCIPAL

zhurdan
05-06-2008, 03:25 PM
Does that mean his M4gery is off the market now? hehee

Zhur


PS. Sounds like fun... are we gonna do video or just pics? Because just as often as most things don't happen without pics, shots don't go where you say they did without video!!! hehe

Mike Barham
05-06-2008, 03:37 PM
I sold my last M4gery months ago. SWMBO handled the transaction while I was deployed. I may run it with my Scout, though! :mrgreen:

Obviously, all our contests here are on an honor system. But videos would be great, and even better than pictures!

El Zombidente would have been great as a timed drill, but most people don't own shot timers.

Todd
05-06-2008, 04:02 PM
Bill predicted someone would say exactly that!

I figured this would be a good way to ease into this "fun" you all speak of. I'm still not buying a Ruger Charger, however. :mrgreen:

BE KIND. HE IS TRYING TO BE MORE LIKE THE WILLOW AND LESS OF THE OAK. HE IS TRYING TO ACCEPT THE WHOLE “FUN” PRINCIPAL

Well Bill, since you shoot with him regularly, we will need progress reports on Mike's steps towards fun shooting. :mrgreen:

niadhf
05-06-2008, 05:38 PM
BE KIND. HE IS TRYING TO BE MORE LIKE THE WILLOW AND LESS OF THE OAK. HE IS TRYING TO ACCEPT THE WHOLE “FUN” PRINCIPAL

willow? i thought jim was willow (don't worry you don't know him, but he is called willow each week in class). So Old padawn, is the young master becoming more flowing and gentle?:mrgreen:

JeffWard
05-14-2008, 08:01 PM
Zombies... hmmmm...

Is there a 3-gun contest?
45ACP at 25yds
Rem 870 w/ 00 Buck at 15 yds
Ruger M77 at 200yds???

Okay, looking for local rifle ranges as we speak...

JW

JeffWard
05-14-2008, 08:04 PM
I wonder if these qualify as the dreaded BANNED "Recognizable Human Figures" at many ranges? I doubt they'll kick me out...

Jeff

Charlie
05-14-2008, 09:19 PM
Use posters like this one, I don't think they are banned yet. :anim_lol::anim_lol::anim_lol:

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/6133/zombievt6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

niadhf
05-21-2008, 05:51 PM
So, With the new rules regarding Zmbs in effect, where does that leave this contest?

Mike Barham
05-21-2008, 06:04 PM
So, With the new rules regarding Zmbs in effect, where does that leave this contest?

This is a test of skill that happens to use zombie targets for fun. We actually discussed it a bit and concluded El Zombidente is fine.

Old Padawan
05-21-2008, 06:55 PM
There is a cranial ocular cavity scoring square (2” x 4”) at the head. The trick will be to put 1 round in the square on three consecutive targets. You can stand them side-by-side or do one after the other. The winner will be the one that can do it at the longest distance. I will be submitting scores with my 1911, but I will also use my scoped FN .308 (and maybe the Garand just to tease Suck Lead).
Knowing the dimensions of the scoring zone may help those of you that have restrictions on human shaped targets.

For the actual targets, go to http://www.zombietargets.net/

Mike Barham
05-21-2008, 07:07 PM
Bill the Zombie Slayer is practicing already.

niadhf
05-21-2008, 07:35 PM
Bill the Zombie Slayer is practicing already.

Thats quite a long distance shot with that ther pea shooter.:mrgreen:
Thanks for the clarification Mike

Fred40
10-31-2008, 04:11 PM
Well since I just found this one (linked from the other contest) I'm in. Wish I would have seen this earlier....our outdoor range is closed now. I would have tried it from at least 25 yards.

Mike Barham
10-31-2008, 05:52 PM
I would have tried it from at least 25 yards.

Cripes, if we're shooting at 25 yards, I'll need a rifle! :mrgreen:

BigMatt
11-06-2008, 09:52 PM
So are we still allowed to use the Z word?

kev74
03-21-2009, 01:52 PM
Was there ever a winner for this?

Or did the z***ies run off with Mike?

bruce333
03-21-2009, 01:57 PM
??

Haven't heard anything about it....